Behold, The Situation’s New Rap Masterpiece!

Ladies and gentlemen, start your fist-pumping!

Celebrated Jersey Shore guido The Situation has launched the first volley in what is sure to be a world-beating career in rap with a sneak preview of his upcoming opus, and let’s just say that his rhymes are as tight as his abs.

Don’t believe us? Click the video below, and prepare to be enveloped by the Sitch’s musical awesomeness.

So, whattaya think—triple platinum? Quadruple platinum? Share your sales predictions in the comments section.