BUZZINGS: Robert Pattinson Owes His Career to Drugs

  • Robert Pattinson says he popped a Valium to calm his nerves before his first Twilight audition. Maybe he should share with his fans, because they seem pretty hyper. (Starpulse)
  • Elton John says Rush Limbaugh is “sweet.” We’re assuming he’s talking about his personality, and that he didn’t actually taste him. (PopEater)
  • It’s Celebrity Tarot time, and we predict hilarity in your near future. (Wonderwall)
  • Should Katie Holmes let her daughter Suri Cruise dress her? Nah; we’d prefer that she enlist Lady GaGa as her fashion consultant. (Hollywood Life)
  • Tori Spelling blames her dramatic weight loss on swine flu. Prediction: Trying to contract wine flu will now become the hot new trend among Hollywood starlets desperate to stay thin. (Huffington Post)