BUZZINGS: Charlie Sheen And Brooke Mueller Split

Charlie Sheen and wife Brooke Mueller have signed divorce papers. Apparently, fighting off rumors of domestic violence and cheating doesn’t really make a marriage stronger. (Hollywood Life)

• A free concert featuring pop group Hanson and rapper Drake was shut down by the NYPD due to overcrowding. Thank God, because we all know how rowdy fans of ’90s Oklahoma teen pop can get when around their “Mmmbop” idols. (PopEater)

• Here’s a handy-dandy guide to all the fabulous celebrity hot spots in the Hamptons for people who will never be fabulous enough to visit the tony summer locale. (Wonderwall)

Christina Aguilera sang the National Anthem at the NBA finals. Fortunately, she took our advice left the light-up crotch heart at home. (Huffington Post)

• A psychic says that Penelope Cruz will become a mother within the year and the child will be a kid she was previously a mother to in a past life. Sounds, uh, realistic! (Starpulse)