The ‘Jersey Shore’ Cast Is Heading for the Guido Unemployment Line

Celebuzz / June 16, 2010

As if the job market isn’t already having enough trouble recovering…

TMZ reports that half of the Jersey Shore cast might be getting the ax…and that’s not a reference to the body spray that they no doubt douse their orange-skinned forms in daily.

Apparently “underwhelmed” by the footage of Sammi, Ronnie, Vinny and Angelina that’s been captured so far for season two of the hit reality series, MTV brass is considering giving the quartet their walking papers and finding four fresh new faces for the third season. According to a source,

“They should be very worried.”

Sounds like it’s time to pump up the drunken antics and sloppy hookups…

The source adds that Snooki, The Situation, Pauly D and JWoww are said to be safe for the third season, despite The Situation’s recent diva-like behavior.

Don’t worry about the other guys, though; surely they have plenty of skills that will allow them to survive in the current economic climate, right? Right?

Oh, man; hopefully the soup kitchens in Jersey are prepared for the extra bodies heading their way…