David Spade and Padma Lakshmi Are Today’s “Huh?” Couple

Can someone tell us what in the world is going on here? David Spade and Padma Lakshmi, out on a date? What’s next, cats marrying dogs?

The former Just Shoot Me star and the Top Chef beauty hit up Koi in West Hollywood on Wednesday night, no doubt leaving a trail of dropped jaws in their wake.

Does this make any sense at all? Besides, at 39 years old, isn’t Padma a lot older than Spade likes them? Maybe he’s building up some good will so he can ask Padma’s new daughter out in a few years.

Excuse us for a moment; we need to find some glue, so we can re-secure our eyeballs back in our sockets.