Orlando Bloom & Miranda Kerr Are Engaged

Bad news fellas (and lady-ellas): Actor Orlando Bloom and supermodel Miranda Kerr are engaged.

Sure, it’s bad news for our imaginary celebrity crushes, but it is good news for the impossibly beautiful couple. Miranda, 27, and Orlando, 33, have been dating for almost three years and have denied engagement rumors throughout their relationship.

Two years ago, the Australian model told reporters that her ideal family situation would be “to live on a farm in a solar-powered house with a hammock and a vegetable patch” with kids. We assume we’ll be hearing about a Bloom family homestead popping up soon?

Congratulations to the happy couple!