BUZZINGS: Jessica Alba Doesn’t Want Anybody Else to Look Like Her

  • Jessica Alba has successfully stopped a Chinese woman from getting plastic surgery to look exactly like the actress. Frankly, we’re not sure whether to feel relieved or disappointed. (Starpulse)
  • Miranda Kerr gets to marry Orlando Bloom, and scores a $450,000 engagement ring too? She must have saved a burning bus full of schoolchildren in a previous life. (Wonderwall)
  • Tiger Woods and his wife Elin have reportedly reached a $750 million divorce settlement. Marriage: It costs you coming and going, apparently… (Hollywood Life)
  • Tori Spelling says that Farrah Fawcett contacted her from beyond the grave, probably to tell her to knock it off with the stupid stunts already. (Huffington Post)
  • Finally, a love doll inspired by Lady GaGa. Just as long as it doesn’t sing when you use it… (The Superficial)