Lindsay Lohan’s Ex-Assistant Offered Tell-All Deal

Maybe this will teach Lindsay Lohan to treat the hired help a little better.

According to reports, Lohan’s former assistant, a woman identified only as Eleanore, has been offered upwards of $50,000 by various media outlets to dish the dirt on her former boss. And we’re imagining that there’s a lot of dirt to dish.

Eleanore, who bailed on her job earlier this month, reportedly left the gig because she was “exhausted” and “had enough of Lindsay’s demands.” Really, no kidding?

So far, however, Lohan is safe from the vengeful blabbing of her former employee, not so much out of loyalty but because of Eleanore’s concern for future employment: 

“She has so far refused the offers, saying she doesn’t want to tell on Lindsay as she’s afraid she’ll never work again.”

Of course, in the current job market, who knows? Eleanore might just find herself entertaining those offers sooner or later. And with all of the sordid details about Lohan’s life that are already out there in the open, we can only speculate about how unseemly the stuff that’s been kept on the downlow might be.

Would you read a tell-all account from Lindsay’s ex-assistant, or are some things just too gruesome to even contemplate? Share your thoughts in the comments section.