Tiger Woods Buys His Wife's Silence for $750 Million

Tiger Woods Buys His Wife's Silence for $750 Million-photo

Apparently, sometimes silence really is golden.

Golf great Tiger Woods, who's been struggling under the weight of an adultery scandal ever since a mysterious Thanksgiving car crash at his Florida home last year, has reportedly agreed to a $750 divorce settlement with his ex-wife-to-be, Elin Nordegren. As long as Elin agrees not to publicly discuss Woods' harem of alleged mistresses, such as Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs and Joslyn James.

Says a source,

"Tiger's main fear is her telling her story after he's rebuilt his reputation, sending him back to the gutter."

But according to the settlement, Woods will have to make sacrifices too—aside from, you know, the jaw-dropping financial payout. Elin will reportedly receive sole financial custody of the estranged couple's children, daughter Sam and son Charlie, and Woods is forbidden from bringing any future girlfriends around the children. If Woods wants his kids to meet a new flame in his life, he'll have to marry her. (And we're guessing that Woods won't be in the marrying mood again for a long, long time.)

Says a friend of Nordegren's,

"Elin is desperate to protect the children from the womanizing side of their father."

That should work out just fine. Assuming Elin never brings the tots near a supermarket checkout stand, television or computer with Internet access ever again.

According to sources, Nordegren is expected to file the divorce papers in Orlando County Court within the next seven days.

 

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    tamarind health benefits

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  • eli
    eli

    fukk all off u guyss

  • Liza
    Liza

    I don't know why everyone is complaining about. He paid that much because he has that kind of money, and it is more important for him his personal success than any good that money can make in the world. He's not even worried about the perception or what his kids would think of him in the future, he's worried his sponsors won't hire him again. For the humiliation Erin received worldwide, 750 it's ok, but not enough for all the damage he made by disrespecting not just her but his kids in that way.

  • hispanicatthedisco
    hispanicatthedisco

    I bought my wife's silence for $45 at the Home Depot. All I needed was a shovel, which I clocked her over the head with, then buried her with. Much more cost-efficient, if you ask me.

  • usilang
    usilang

    750 million is too much. Elin Could not earn that much even if she repeatedly sell the lurid details of Tiger Woods' philandering. Considering that everyone is now aware of the reputation of Woods as an indiscriminate womanizer, I don't think anything about Woods' dalliances would still shock the world. 100 to 200 million with trust funds for the kids should have been enough.

  • Sophie
    Sophie

    My goodness - $750 million?!?! That's INSANE!!! That's a crazy amount of money. Think what good that could do in the world, instead it's wasted on keeping some woman silent about her estranged husband's cheating.

  • nana
    nana

    not matter what Tiger did, that woman does not deserve that kind of money, where are u going with all this bullsh*t...grrrrrrr

  • aksam
    aksam

    the screwing he got wasn't worth the screwing he got

  • Carmen
    Carmen

    It is very wise of Elin to demand that Tiger never expose their children to any future female companions ''unless he is married to said person.'' I commend Elin for being a caring and loving mother and for having her priorities right. Her children need her most and depend on her for their protection, safety and wellbeing. Elin is the parent that has been there for these children all along since Tiger has been basically an absentee father. There seems to be very little evidence of Tiger’s involvement with the children’s day to day activities when he was home. Even when he was home, Tiger appears to spend a lot of his free time going to bars with his friends to pick up bimbos for sex. Soooo, let’s see how would Tiger do, this time, as a father! Too bad that Elin is not requiring Tiger to go to parenting classes! If Tiger fails to comply with this demand, or to care for the children’s wellbeing, Elin can always go back to Court and keep the children away from him!