BUZZINGS: Robert Pattinson’s Nude Body Makes Him Sick

  • Robert Pattinson says his first nude scene sickened him. We’re gonna go ahead and assume that he’s pretty much alone in that opinion. (Hollywood Life)
  • Howard Stern might retire in six months. But who’ll provide the nation with its toilet humor then? (PopEater)
  • Eight America-themed jams that you need to blast at your 4th of July barbecue, unless you’re some kind of terrorist sympathizer or something. (Idolator)
  • The Situation wants to sell you diet products. Side-effects may include orange skin and abnormally greasy hair. (Wonderwall)
  • Ke$ha says she has a thing for fat guys. John Goodman seen rushing to the drug store for breath mints and condoms. (Starpulse)