Shirley Manson Says Kristen Stewart Is Officially Awesome
Kristen Stewart may have her detractors, but she has at least one solid supporter in this big, bad mean world: Garbage front-hottie Shirley Manson.
Apparently distraught at the slings and arrows cast in the Eclipse beauty’s direction, the fiery-maned belter took to her Facebook page to pen a lengthy paean to Stewart entitled “A Total Eclipse of the Heart,” and it goes a little something like this:
You know…….it’s kind of pathetic that I care.
I am ( afterall or allegedly) a fully mature woman.
But I can’t help it.
Why are people so turned off by Kristen Stewart?!?!?!
I don’t get it.
I think she’s the best thing about the entire Twilight franchise.
She’s delicious to look at.
She’s a talented actress.
(I don’t care what anyone else has to say about her acting because I think she behaves EXACTLY the way me and all my pals did around that age of the character she is playing so THERE!)
AND she’s articulate.
And she’s a little shy.
And clearly very thoughtful.
What’s not to love?
I hate it when she gets trashed.
It hurts my teenage self.
And it annoys me that everyone laughs at her sullen portrayal of Bella.
What the hell do they want from her?
For her to ponce around like a so called normal teenager and smile a little more, no doubt.
SAVE OUR SMART GIRLS
SAVE THEM NOW
DO NOT MAKE THEM SMILE
DON’T DO IT
Hmm; that reads suspiciously like song lyrics. Is Manson bucking for a spot on the Breaking Dawn soundtrack?
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