Great Moments in American History With Robert Pattinson (PHOTOS)

Yes, we’re well aware; Robert Pattinson is, technically, British. But over the years we’ve come to regard him as an honorary American. And really, think about it—how much cooler would American history have been if R-Pattz had been there for its most exciting moments?

As we celebrate this great nation’s birth, let’s click through the photo gallery to see how America might have developed differently with the addition of a little R-Pattz.