Robert Pattinson Is a Kinky One, Handwriting Expert Reveals

Celebuzz / July 6, 2010

By now you probably thought you knew Robert Pattinson inside and out, but there are still some things that haven’t been revealed about the Eclipse heartthrob—things that perhaps even haven’t been discovered by Pattinson himself.

Limelife sat down with renowned handwriting expert Michelle Dresbold to delve into what the actor’s penmanship might reveal about his personality. The most intriguing revelation? That R-Pattz could, in fact, be a secret kinkster.

Asserting that Pattinson has “very rich, vivid fantasies,” Dresbold adds, “He does fantasize and think about sex a lot,” and is most likely “very experimental.” (Which might explain the unmistakably phallic image that Pattinson included in a charity doodle some months back, pictured above.)

The bad news? R-Pattz might not be experimenting on his co-star and rumored girlfriend, Kristen Stewart. At least not for long. Dresbold goes on to suggest that Pattinson isn’t quite ready to be tied down in a relationship:

“I don’t think he would be satisfied, at least right now, just with one person. Even if he meets somebody right now, he’s not quite ready to settle down. He might, but he’s not ready for it.”

Uh-oh, K-Stew; sounds like the writing might be on the wall.

For even more fun Twilight-related revelations, make sure to hit up The Forks Report.