Robert Pattinson Is a Kinky One, Handwriting Expert Reveals

Robert Pattinson Is a Kinky One, Handwriting Expert Reveals-photo

By now you probably thought you knew Robert Pattinson inside and out, but there are still some things that haven't been revealed about the Eclipse heartthrob—things that perhaps even haven't been discovered by Pattinson himself.

Limelife sat down with renowned handwriting expert Michelle Dresbold to delve into what the actor's penmanship might reveal about his personality. The most intriguing revelation? That R-Pattz could, in fact, be a secret kinkster.

Asserting that Pattinson has "very rich, vivid fantasies," Dresbold adds, "He does fantasize and think about sex a lot," and is most likely "very experimental." (Which might explain the unmistakably phallic image that Pattinson included in a charity doodle some months back, pictured above.)

The bad news? R-Pattz might not be experimenting on his co-star and rumored girlfriend, Kristen Stewart. At least not for long. Dresbold goes on to suggest that Pattinson isn't quite ready to be tied down in a relationship:

"I don't think he would be satisfied, at least right now, just with one person. Even if he meets somebody right now, he's not quite ready to settle down. He might, but he's not ready for it."

Uh-oh, K-Stew; sounds like the writing might be on the wall.

For even more fun Twilight-related revelations, make sure to hit up The Forks Report.

 

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  • Vic
    Vic

    Way to go Rob, always knew you had it in you!

  • ohmwrecker
    ohmwrecker

    Everybody knows that balloons are boobs!

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  • LL
    LL

    bahahahahaha how ridiculous!

  • NCB
    NCB

    So what! if he is kinky so what! its totally normal seriously, you all have to admit you also think about sex a lot, i know i do and i am a girl so what! seriously people need to back off him and keep things like this a hush because you wouldnt like it if someone did this to you. Its not cool

  • Jen
    Jen

    come on he a man that needs to get laid. He a person too just like all the rest of us. He has needs too.

  • debbie
    debbie

    Yeah, I see a penis. However these experts that Hollywoodlife are always finding got their degrees in a barn because they are always full bullsht.

  • Lyrem Sop
    Lyrem Sop

    is that a penis in the lower left corner?

  • hispanicatthedisco
    hispanicatthedisco

    Thats a balloon not a phallic sympbol. You all have dirty minds Um, check the image in the lower-left section of the balloon. Total peener.

  • sue
    sue

    Thats a balloon not a phallic sympbol. You all have dirty minds

  • Ann Onymous
    Ann Onymous

    Bullsh*t.