Today On The Internet: The Kristen Stewart Emotional Chart

You guys ready for this? Check out the best of the best of what’s buzzing around the ‘net today. You WON’T be sorry:

  • Paul the Psychic Octopus—the breakout star of World Cup! (Dlisted)
  • The 10 worst pickup lines we’ve ever heard. (Jezebel)
  • Hitler weighs in on Germany’s loss to Spain in the World Cup semifinals. (The Daily What)
  • DAILY CUTENESS CHALLENGE: Dog shows baby how to high five. If you find anything cuter on the Internet today, post it in the comments. We dare you. (Blame it on the voices)