Dita Von Teese Knows How to Sell Water (VIDEO)

As everyone knows by now, it’s important to drink plenty of water in order to stay hydrated in these modern, hectic times. But the wet, clear stuff has plenty of other uses too—sexy uses!

Behold, burlesque queen Dita Von Teese’s new ad for Perrier, in which she demonstrates the superiority of the French mineral water by pouring a bottle of it down her chest.

Kinda makes you thirsty just watching it, doesn’t it? Mission accomplished, Ms. Teese!