BUZZINGS: Joan Rivers Wants to Help Lindsay Lohan Get Clean

  • Joan Rivers offers to pay for Lindsay Lohan’s rehab. We hope that doesn’t cut into her plastic surgery budget. (PopEater)
  • So The Hills turned out to be as fake as Heidi Montag’s new face. Are you shocked and outraged? Yeah, us neither. (Hollywood Life)
  • Finally, Jersey Shore’s The Situation speaks out on the Gulf oil spill. Maybe he can soak it up with his hair? (Wonderwall)
  • Mike Tyson says he’s a “pig” who “wasted” years of his life. Aww, don’t beat yourself up over it, big guy. Seriously. Because that would really hurt. (Starpulse)
  • The Old Spice guy sends video responses to celebrities who’ve responded to his newfound fame. And thus the circle of the Internet is complete. (Buzznet)