Sofia Vergara Is a Domestic Goddess in ‘Esquire’ (PHOTOS)

Sofia Vergara makes everyday household drudgery downright sexy.

The Modern Family beauty pretties up the September issue of Esquire, providing a photographic tutorial on, among other things, the proper way to water plants and bake muffins.

In the accompanying interview, the Colombian-born sexpot also reveals the importance of listening to one’s elders. Recalling how she once considered getting breast-reduction surgery, Vergara explains that her mother talked her out of it, warning the actress,

“God is going to punish you if you cut them.”

Can we get an Amen?! Let’s all rejoice by clicking through the photo gallery of Vergara in Esquire.