Battle of the Abs: Taylor Lautner vs. 'Vampires Suck' Alter Ego

Battle of the Abs: Taylor Lautner vs. 'Vampires Suck' Alter Ego-photo

Passionate members of Team Jacob, meet Chris Riggi, the 24-year-old actor who will channel Taylor Lautner to play wolf pack member Jacob "White" in the upcoming Twilight spoof, Vampires Suck.

Riggi, who you may remember as Lily and Rufus's long-lost son on Gossip Girl, knows he's taking a chance by poking fun at T-Laut, telling Hollywood Life that Twihards will either love or hate his role. Either way, Riggi probably knows almost as much about Taylor as hard-core Forks fans.

“I watched the movies over and over again every day for three months,” he said. “I had a picture of Taylor in my trailer so I could mimic his facial expressions!”

Riggi also attempted to attain Taylor's admirable eight-pack, gaining 15 pounds of muscle in an intense workout and protein spree. He graciously defers to Taylor, saying his abs are "amazing" and "so much better than mine" - but we'll let the Celebuzz readers decide this Battle of the Abs in our poll below.

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  • Aimee :)
    Aimee :)

    Look, Chris is VERY hot and has a cute face but LOOK at Taylor. OMG is he hot! Plus he has a sweeter face and better personality in the movie. Vampires Suck is AWSOME but I'll always love Twilight! I'm Team Jacob all the way! (abbs: T-Laut wins again)

  • kittywonghf
    kittywonghf

    uh, T-Laut looks definitely hotter, DUH are u stupid? look at the abs, NO COMPARRISON

  • kristenfani
    kristenfani

    Talyor is sexyer hands down

  • tayloralltheway
    tayloralltheway

    Taylor will allways bee the better actor as well as the better BOD! Chris is a goodlooking man. but not good enough.

  • Vampires Suck sucked
    Vampires Suck sucked

    Chris is hot too, in some ways I hate to admit hotter than taylor, but I don't get that same feeling when I look at Chris as to when I look at Taylor. I guess that I would feel differently if their roles were reversed, but its taylor who plays jacob, hes got the warm smiley personality of jacob anyways. Chrisz just hot 2 luk at. N.e hu I hvnt evn bn pyn atention 2 twilight cos it was makn me 2 depressed, Im kinda getn ovr my obsession..I dnt think its healthy.. nt 4 me neways. FYI Vampires Suck not that funny. got kinda dry towards middle-end. I think they cudv mocked it more.

  • Roze
    Roze

    HOT HOT HOT.That is Taylor ofcourse but I cant deny that Chris is also TOTALLY gorgeous

  • daFEEF
    daFEEF

    [quote=Susan Speedy]r Wrong! I can see why you would call yourself buttface,since you obviously talk crap. Taylor is a brilliant actor and took on the super challenging role of Jacob, a character well loved by readers of the Twilight Saga and he brought that character to life, a difficult thing to do well and he did it brilliantly.He did his own amazing stunts,stood in freezing conditions shirtless in freezing rain,carried Kristin around for hours as well as having to do the body building.He will not be dismissed by a few brainless comments by people like you.He has millions of adoring fans who are totally blown away by him.So eat that Butface! Um, excuse me? Freezing cold conditions? That looks like a normal day in Mullingar, my hometown (google it if you don't believe me). It was -14 dergrees in APRIL! Own stunts? Yeah, because he is so brilliant, he can turn into a wolf. Adoring fans that can't spell Buttface love him. That is a sad life.

  • daFEEF
    daFEEF

    O_O taylor lautner the BEST? HAHAHAH LOL. i prefer Riggi a mile away. sure taylor has a nice body but do you people ever look at his face? blech. Taylor "shrimp" Lautner. LMAO LOL yeh totally agree. Riggi suits a guy in my book (half-wolves AREN'T werewolves, people!).

  • lizz
    lizz

    ¿Quién dijo que estaba reemplazando a Chris Buttface? Quiero decir, hola, obviamente Lautner sólo se hizo famoso por el cuerpo! These crazy Taylor Lautner became famous because it is a good actor. Quite apart from this which is extremely nice and wonderful person. While Chris Riggi is a very bad imitation of him

  • lizz
    lizz

    ¿Quién dijo que estaba reemplazando a Chris Buttface? Quiero decir, hola, obviamente Lautner sólo se hizo famoso por el cuerpo! These crazy Taylor Lautner became famous because it is a good actor. Quite apart from this which is extremely nice and wonderful person. While Chris Riggi is a very bad imitation of him

  • twinualitytwin1
    twinualitytwin1

    soooo easy. TAYLOR LAUTNER DUHHHHH. LOL

  • míllygan
    míllygan

    I love Tay he is Beautiful...

  • emma
    emma

    taylorr duhh :D

  • Susan Speedy
    Susan Speedy

    Who said Chris was replacing Buttface? I mean, hello, obviously lautner just made himself famous because of the body! r Wrong! I can see why you would call yourself buttface,since you obviously talk crap. Taylor is a brilliant actor and took on the super challenging role of Jacob, a character well loved by readers of the Twilight Saga and he brought that character to life, a difficult thing to do well and he did it brilliantly.He did his own amazing stunts,stood in freezing conditions shirtless in freezing rain,carried Kristin around for hours as well as having to do the body building.He will not be dismissed by a few brainless comments by people like you.He has millions of adoring fans who are totally blown away by him.So eat that Butface!

  • twilightrocks147
    twilightrocks147

    Taylor Lautner Duhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • sydsouth
    sydsouth

    Who said Chris was replacing Buttface? I mean, hello, obviously lautner just made himself famous because of the body! * THATS NOT TRUE!! Taylor is as equally known for his Body, just as much for his, incredible personality!! In Twilight he starts off as any other actor/actress, then later was told he needed to bulk up for the part in New Moon! Then he worked his Ass off...I would say its not his fault because thats what the part of Jacob required, but I'm Not, because..YES, he did make himself known for his body, its gorgeous, but "us" fans recognized how hard exactly he worked for that body, before we judged it!! But whats my POINT!? Taylor got the part Originally For His Personality ONLY!!!!* =}

  • sydsouth
    sydsouth

    * Taylor Lautner Wins!!! *

  • patiencee
    patiencee

    TAYLLORRRRR LAUTTNERRR , WAYY BETTER . !

  • Fiona
    Fiona

    with no doubt TAYLOR i love him soooooooo much it really hurts to see him and cant have him . I know right! :(

  • TaylorLGF
    TaylorLGF

    with no doubt TAYLOR i love him soooooooo much it really hurts to see him and cant have him

  • Taylor
    Taylor"Shrimp"Lautner

    O_O taylor lautner the BEST? HAHAHAH LOL. i prefer Riggi a mile away. sure taylor has a nice body but do you people ever look at his face? blech. Taylor "shrimp" Lautner. LMAO

  • waleska Alves da Silva
    waleska Alves da Silva

    I love the trailler the vampirer suck is very fany Jake is so hot

  • Joker
    Joker

    I don't even like Taylor and can tell his abs are better defined then his spoof's..... ugh stupid twilight. =gag=

  • michelle
    michelle

    Taylor Lautner is sooo hot!! There is only one Taylor l!! I love him sooo much:P that guy is nice too but Taylor is the hottest guy on the planet, you cannot compare another guy to him:D

  • lala
    lala

    nothing beats Taylor Lautner. well he will always be a copycat. one name: kyle dayton from the hillywood parody's

  • IceyOka
    IceyOka

    Both of 'em suck. But the movie looks over 9,000 times better than Twilight!

  • Sarah
    Sarah

    If you look closely at Taylor's abs you can see they've been enhanced with brown body paint, LOL!

  • wow
    wow

    chriss is better looking but taylor got the better abs....

  • germanxxannie
    germanxxannie

    the pack's sixpacks are better than the real ones :0 chris vs taylor: abs: taylor! simply on principle face: yes, taylors supercute, but that chris guy is pretty

  • Lo.
    Lo.

    i like taylor better but lets be honest people. i wouldnt kick either one of them outta my bed ;P agreed.

  • jolie
    jolie

    Taylor lautner's body is better - sorry chris! taylor just looks delicious!

  • sheri
    sheri

    i'm cracking up at the part when he spritzes himself with the spray - hilar! are you the black eyed peas? - pretty funny!

  • alli
    alli

    When i saw the movie preview, i thought chris had a great body, but looking at the two pics above, taylor wins - and i would pic taylor anyway, because he's awesome and a super hottie!!

  • Buttface
    Buttface

    Who said Chris was replacing Buttface? I mean, hello, obviously lautner just made himself famous because of the body!

  • PoppyPosion
    PoppyPosion

    haha, I had to laugh about the whole trailer thing, the movie looks really funny and stuff....but NO WAY that Chris can replace Taylor.....I mean just look at both of them on the photo's, Taylor totally stands out ^^ And I have to agree with 'grettydoll' I wounldn't kick either one of them out of my bed x)

  • Susan Speedy
    Susan Speedy

    Vampires suck looks hysterical !Taylor is so much more than muscles and Chris Riggi demonstrates exactly how good Taylor Lautner is,by trying to be him with only the muscles!Taylor rules!

  • grettydoll
    grettydoll

    i like taylor better but lets be honest people. i wouldnt kick either one of them outta my bed ;P

  • vamp fan
    vamp fan

    No body and i mean no body is hotter and more sexier than taylor launter. His abs are the best. And yes the vampires suck movie looks really funny but i will always be a twilight fan. But I dont know which team im for i guess you could say im both teams edward and jacob.

  • Twila
    Twila

    Taylor Lautner does. Chris is hot too. Nothing will ever replace Taylor. He is just one of those people in the world that you will never forget.

  • yulia
    yulia

    nothing beats Taylor Lautner. well he will always be a copycat.

  • olivia
    olivia

    You cannot replace Taylor Lautner!! even though chris is super hot too;) but Taylor has something special - he is just gorgeous!!

  • fiona
    fiona

    Taylor Lautner Duhh!!!

  • annabannana56
    annabannana56

    The trailer for this move looks super-funny. I may even watch it....(I hate spoof movies). ''Who needs muscles on top of their shoulders,its pointless'' -Steve Carell

 

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