Lindsay Lohan: Online Greeting Card Star

Behold another of Lindsay Lohan’s pre-jail, pre-rehab gigs: online greeting card star. A series of video greetings from the card company Cameo Stars went live on Facebook at midnight, allowing FB users to send messages  — or even “pokes” — starring Lohan to all of their pals.

LiLo is now available to help you wish a Happy Birthday or dispatch a message to the troops (which is free.) If you’re in the market for life advice, Lohan can assist with that too. In one e-greeting, she sits beside a giant fortune cookie, saying, “Everyone has an opinion on what I should do and how I should live my life, but I tend to rely on better on better methods — like fortune cookies!”

Lindsay shot the videos before heading to jail — but is greeting card star another one of her questionable career moves? Carmen Electra and Reggie Bush also have Cameo Stars card lines — but as a balloon-wielding Lindsay says in behind-the-scenes video courtesy of — “Doesn’t this look a little silly?”

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