Snooki's New Boyfriend Calls Her a Drunk

Snooki's New Boyfriend Calls Her a Drunk-photo

The new man in Snooki's life sure has a way with backhanded compliments.

Jeff Miranda, who was spotted swapping spit with the Jersey Shore enchantress earlier this week, has opened up to Us Magazine about his blossoming relationship with the reality TV charmer (real name: Nicole Polizzi). And according to the 24-year-old Iraq war vet, his latest flame is a real catch. In fact, it doesn't even bother him that she's generally sloshed when he sees her:


"We hit it off really, really good. Nicole is actually really cute and seems like a cool-a** person, even though she's drunk most of the time. She's a real sweet girl."

A match made in heaven? Perhaps—though Miranda does note that their budding romance has already hit one snag:

"She got mad at me because of my tongue ring. It reminded her of [her ex-boyfriend] Emilio [Masella]. I took it out of my tongue and threw it out into the beach. I took it right out for her."

Perhaps he should have told Snickers that the ring can double as a bottle opener in a pinch. Surely that would have made her more approving of the jewelry.

How long do you give Snooki's new romance? Share your predictions in the comments section.


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  • GodPeopleSuck
    GodPeopleSuck

    jersey is full of trash... Every state is full of trash, not just Jersey.

  • xxj3rs3ygirlxx
    xxj3rs3ygirlxx

    I know Jeff very well. He is nothing but a liar and a fame whore. All he wants to do is become famous. He is 24 still lives with his parents, has no job, and just got his license back. He is nothing but a low life piece of trash. She better not piss him off....he's been known to abuse his girlfriends.

  • izzy
    izzy

    HE TOOK HIS TONGUE-RING OUT FOR HER..........how sweet ! so romantic.

  • aaliyah
    aaliyah

    jersey is full of trash...

  • reneelucky7
    reneelucky7

    The only type of men that Snooki is going to attract is fame whores who are only interested in using her. But she is being young and dumb right now. She hangs out at bars looking for guys, she needs to stop that sh*t and find someone respectable who has their own money and their own life.

  • Snooki G
    Snooki G

    When I heard all that has been going on with the reality celebrity Snooki and Jeff Miranda, I was not surprised at all! I met Jeff last year at a friends wedding in November. He is absolutely a spotlight whore! The only thing he would talk about was wanting to be famous and acting. He even mentioned auditioning for a role in Twilight but was very disappointed for not being casted. Jeff is a talker, he likes to be in the spotlight. Even before meeting Snooki, yes he did film videos and sent out casting calls on Face Book for his rendition of, You guessed right…”Jersey Shore”. Anyone who knows Jeff knows he’s a fake! He would only take interest in Snooki to seek fame so he can become a reality star has-been…ask anyone!