Michael Lohan to Open Rehab Center

/ August 27, 2010

And so Michael Lohan adds another entry to his already varied résumé.

The tabloid fixture/celebrity dad/jailbird tells Radar Online that he’s pulling up stakes and moving to California—so he can open a rehab facility where “God will be a major element in recovery”:

“Yes, it’s, true, I’ll be running it. I think it’s time that [ex-wife] Dina and I both step out of the media for a while, and for me that means getting back to what I know best — helping people with addiction.”

Michael’s daughter Lindsay Lohan was released earlier this week following a rehab stint at UCLA Medical Center. Linds may want to prepare herself for some tough treatment should she attend, doled out without the benefit of doctor-prescribed meds:

“I’m going to have a protocol that will be have to be followed. I don’t believe in prescription drugs. If people come in on them they’re going to have to get off of them, otherwise they’ll be looking for another rehab…I believe spirituality and holistic methods can cure anything. God will be a major element in recovery.”

Would you let Lohan have anything to do, in any way, with treating you? For anything? Let us know in the comments section.