Report: Lindsay Lohan ‘Nude the Whole Time’ in ‘Machete’

| August 27, 2010 - 3:38 pm

Lindsay Lohan might play a woman of the cloth in the new Robert Rodriguez film Machete, but apparently she spends most of her time in the movie without a stitch on.

The movie doesn’t hit the big screen until September 3, but a viewer who claims to have gotten an early peek at the new film tells Jezebel that Lohan—who plays a weapon-bearing nun named April—is au naturel during the majority of her brief screen time. Says the tipster, 

“I saw Machete. It’s really well-executed exploitation… but Lindsay is barely in it. She’s nude almost the whole time (except for the “nun with a gun” scene), and she has a videotaped ménage à trois with her mother (not Dina) and Danny Trejo in a pool. Her father pulls her out of a drug den type situation and confesses (to priest Cheech Marin) to lustful thoughts about his daughter. “I just wish she’d look at me as more of a man.” I don’t know if the small role was tailored to her… But. Yeah.”

Should serve as a good warm-up for her next movie, Inferno, in which Lohan will play porn legend Linda Lovelace—and in which, according to reports, she gets very, very naked.

Of course, it’s not like LiLo has been particularly shy about appearing in the buff for the cameras before—the still cameras, anyway

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