‘Matchmaker’ Patti Stanger Blasts Stylist (AUDIO)

Fans of Bravo’s Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger know she’s a little, how shall we say, blunt – but newly-single Patti shows just how forward she can be in an audio recording of her explosive run-in with stylist Lauren Solmon.

In audio obtained by TMZ, Patti blasts Lauren for showing her less-than-flattering outfit options for upcoming TV appearances, including one with Elle magazine creative director, Joe Zee.

“This is Elle f****** magazine – this is the big one!” Patti shouts at Lauren. “You want to fatten me up!”

Patti also reminds Lauren: “I don’t wear v-necks because of my boobs!” and “Count the f***** measurement to my knee!” Patti’s berating session has inspired comparison to other tirades caught on tape (see: Christian Bale,) but the early verdict is that her fashion frustration is a little less scary than Bale’s on-set rant.

Listen to Patti’s tirade and tell us in the comments: Was Patti out of line?

» Follow Celebuzz on Twitter | Facebook

BUZZINGS: More Celeb Goodness

The Evolution of Rihanna — BuzzNet

Rob Pattinson Is Smiley — Socialite Life

Inside the Emmys Tweets — WonderWall