Snooki’s New Man Proposes via Magazine Cover

Surely, this is the beginning of a fairy-tale union that will endure through the ages.

Jersey Shore enchantress Snooki’s latest love interest, Jeff Miranda—who’s been dating the reality TV guidette for approximately three weeks now—has proposed marriage to his new lady-love in the classiest and most romantic way imaginable: Via the September 2010 issue of New York and New Jersey’s delightfully cheesy “entertainment” magazine Steppin’ Out.

Greased up and shirtless, the Iraq war vet tells the magazine (via Radar Online),

“I want us to be together forever. I could see us having children. I want to pop the question to her. If we got married we would be the best parents around. She’s so loving and puts everyone else before her self. She’ll be a great mother. I love her and want to be with her. I will never break her heart. She’s such a great girl. If people could see us together they would think we’re a match made in heaven. People think I’m using her for fame. But that’s bullsh*t.”

Where would anybody get the idea that you’re using Snooki for fame, Jeff?

Let us know in the comments section: When do you think they’ll set the wedding date for, and do you think the Snookster will wear white for the occasion?

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