Heidi Montag Champions Breast Implant Massage

Say what you will about Heidi Montag—she’s certainly in touch with her own body. Quite literally.

The Hills enchantress—who famously underwent myriad plastic-surgery procedures last year in an effort to build the perfect realty TV star—took to her Twitter account on Tuesday to announce that she was massaging her own boobs—and that all other augmented gals should do the same.

Wrote Montag, who bumped herself up to an impressive (if daunting) G cup during her plastic surgery spree last November,

“Giving myself a soft tissue breast massage. Ladies we have to keep those implants soft.”

Of course, now that Montag’s announced her intention to downgrade to “a D or a Double D,” she’ll have less work on her hands soon. Perhaps with that extra free time she can get in touch with that other boob that’s always hanging off of her.

To see how much Heidi has changed, check out photos showing the evolution of her face and her bikini body after her surgery overhaul.

For more shots of Heidi’s rocky post-surgery life, click here.

What do you think of Heidi’s boob woes? Share your thoughts in the comments below.

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