Snooki Wants to Date a Businessman

Moving away from the “juiceheads” of her past, everyone’s favorite former anorexic Jersey Shore guidette is snookin’ for love with a very specific kind of man.

Snooki tells E!’s Daily Ten:

The past luck that I’ve had with these gorillas isn’t amazing. It’s not a fairy tale.  I want a fairy tale and I feel if I can get a fairy tale with anybody, it would be like a successful businessman and his last name needs to end in a vowel.

Exes Jeff Miranda and Emilio Masella have the vowel-ending surnames going for them, but both fell short on the ‘happily ever after front,’ what with Emilio cheating on Snook and gimmicky Jeff proposing on the cover of Steppin Out magazine.

At least Snooki is raking in the dough while she waits for her Prince Charming-o!

Snooks will probably have no problem finding men, considering how hot she and her new bangs looked in photos from the red carpet at the 2010 VMAs. Check out Snooki making out with her co-star (and BFF) Deena Nicole at the Shore and peep at pics of her looking sexy in a swimsuit. What do you think, fellas?

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