Heidi Montag Officially Calls Off the Divorce

Good news, people; Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have successfully restored the sanctity of marriage.

TMZ reports that former Hills villainess Montag, who was due to dissolve her marriage to co-star/co-conspirator Pratt, has officially halted the divorce proceedings, filing a motion to dismiss with the Los Angeles County Superior Court.

Montag had filed for divorce in July, citing irreconcilable differences. However, the pair’s bonds were apparently re-strengthened by a grueling 12-hour stint of incarceration at a Costa Rica airport for weapons possession earlier this month. Shortly thereafter, the two were spotted locking lips at a California zoo. (Hey, it’s best not to question how love works—it’s magical, okay?)

We can only speculate that Pratt’s recent decision to shave his beard off might have sweetened the deal, too.

Are you glad that Speidi has disembarked from the Splitsville Express? Share your tales of joy or disappointment in the comments section—and make sure to hit up The Adventures of Speidi for constant updates on America’s “It” couple.