Jessica Alba Laments Her ‘Saggy’ Breasts and ‘Cellulite’

Poor Jessica Alba; it sounds like she’s suffering from a lack of self-esteem. Or maybe a lack of a properly functioning mirror.

Despite being one of the most lusted-after women in show business, the 29-year-old Machete actress tells the latest issue of British GQ (via Popsugar) that she doesn’t have a terribly sexy figure—particularly since the birth of her daughter Honor Marie Warren in June 2008. According to Alba,

“My breasts are saggy, I’ve got cellulite, my hips are bigger, but I love it.”

That’s right, Jessica; it’s probably best to embrace the body that you have. And if you can’t bring yourself to do so, there are no doubt plenty of volunteers who’d be willing to handle the task for you.

Do you think Alba is being too critical of her figure? Let us know in the comments section—but make sure to check out the video from her GQ photo-shoot below (courtesy of Egotastic) first. In order to make a more informed decision, of course.

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