Lindsay Lohan's Foiled Rehab Bust-Out

Lindsay Lohan's Foiled Rehab Bust-Out-photo

Time will tell if Lindsay Lohan can get her acting career back on track, but one thing's for sure—she definitely shouldn't pursue a career as a break-out artist as a fallback.

Radar Online reports that the troubled actress—who's currently undergoing rehab therapy at the Betty Ford Center—made an unsuccessful attempt to break out of the joint earlier this week, in search of some forbidden contraband.

The contraband in question? Soda. Yeah, really.

It seems that the Betty Ford Center has banned caffeine—and, thus, soda dispensers—from its grounds. The nearby Eisenhower Medical Center, however, boasts a vending machine among its amenities, and LiLo developed a too-powerful-to-ignore craving for a carbonated beverage ... at which point she hatched a plan with a fellow patient to make a break for it.

So what went wrong? Well, apparently, their plan hit a little snag. Literally.

According to a source, LiLo's accomplice got her clothing caught on a fence, leading to a most embarrassing end to their botched getaway:

"Lindsay and her co-conspirator were forced to give it up and flag down a volunteer, who was crossing the center's grounds on a golf cart...The pair was safely returned, decaffeinated, to their hall, were they were the center of a process meeting over what they had done."

It's a shame that Lohan and her partner in crime weren't able to obtain the soda; it would have helped them wash down all of the humble pie they were forced to eat.

 

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  • real dude
    real dude

    Soda? Yeah right. They wanted coke you snort not coke you drink. That's whats up.

  • KARL/ PIMPLE DADDY
    KARL/ PIMPLE DADDY

    Read the headline....ITS COKE.. as in Coca Cola.... your the ignorant DUMB ASS...... its ***hole like you that are quick to judge.. READ next time... or cant you read.... Lohan is not to blame. its america and society to blame...

  • chuck
    chuck

    pretty only goes so far..then you wake up and you just a wore out and broke ho!!!

  • smwracer
    smwracer

    Tis girl just does not get it people are tring to help she thinks that she can do whatever she wants this girl will never see 25 and that's a damned shame just blame her mommy

  • MastreMahem
    MastreMahem

    One Hot Mess!

  • Karl
    Karl

    [quote=Pimp Daddy]Crack Ho! That's all she is.Just a crack Ho! Every time she puts the pipe in her mouth or the straw to her nose,she's sucking the devil's dick! She gots it bad too. Breakin outta rehab to get a hit on the pipe!get your head together Lindsay,get clean and get out the system.Don't make Pimp Daddy come spank your ass bitch!

  • Pimp Daddy
    Pimp Daddy

    Crack Ho! That's all she is.Just a crack Ho! Every time she puts the pipe in her mouth or the straw to her nose,she's sucking the devil's dick! She gots it bad too. Breakin outta rehab to get a hit on the pipe!get your head together Lindsay,get clean and get out the system.Don't make Pimp Daddy come spank your ass bitch!