Russell Brand Planning “Normal” Wedding to Katy Perry

Though the bride shoots whipped cream from her bra and the groom is a famed former sex addict, Russell Brand insists his upcoming wedding to Katy Perry will be completely and utterly “normal.”

Despite reports that the pair is planning a week-long wedding extravaganza in India, where Russell proposed last New Year’s Eve, the Get Him to the Greek star told fans at a New York Times talk (via Us Weekly) that he and Katy “just love each other and we want to get married in front of our friends and family and keep it very normal.”

“It ain’t about selling the pictures, it ain’t about doing no pre-nup, it’s just a normal thing,” the comedian and author, 35, added. “I think people get the wrong idea on how we want the wedding to play out. Love between two people is the most spectacular yet ordinary thing in the world.”

So does this mean Katy won’t be wearing her new husband’s face on her fake nails? Or that fans won’t get to catch a glimpse of her wedding dress choice? We sincerely hope not!

Do you believe Katy and Russell’s “I do’s” will be as normal as he predicts? Give us a shout in the comments.