The Craziest Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Rumors

If you believe everything you read about Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, then you must think that the young couple has gone through several pregnancies, three engagements and numerous affairs with a carousel of hot co-stars.

Of course, none of these things are true, but that won't stop completey false Robsten rumors from going through the gossip mill. And with the filming of Breaking Dawn just around the corner, there are sure to be more outrageously absurd RPattz and KStew tidbits making their way onto gossip blogs.

Celebuzz decided to round up the craziest, most obviously absurd Robsten rumors for your reading pleasure. Click through for the gallery and debate the craziness in the comments.

 

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  • efhwoefho
    efhwoefho

    stop bringing up shit that you find on nonsten blogs and AT and HL. you just hate her cause you can't have him

  • efhwoefho
    efhwoefho

    oh puh-leaze there is no need to rag on kristen just cause you want attention both kristen and emma are beautiful

  • Karina
    Karina

    I love Robsten, but Emma and Rob WOULD make a cute cuple lol

  • E3Q
    E3Q

    Hmmm Maybe this rumour started way back when in HP& the Goblet of Fire when Rob played Cedric Diggory Rumour had it then that Rob was Emma's first. That she definatley had a crush on him, and he on her. Emma is a wonderful actress and talent, refined and well spoken, everything that Kristen is not, its not only girls who go for the bad types. I think that Rob and Emma are far too alike intellectually and professionally with similar backgroundsto be a couple. He has an opposite in Kristen who needs "saving". A very attractive idea to a young man. Emma doesn't need this. She is strong all on her own. And she is Lovely. Anyone who says otherwise is either blind or just plain jealous.

  • Anna Uemura
    Anna Uemura

    Robsten ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

  • Larissa .S
    Larissa .S

    I think she's not pregnant, because if she were, she would use at least some dresses wider, do not you think?

  • Larissa .S
    Larissa .S

    I'm pretty sure that Kristen is not pregnant, but though it seems she does not have that tummy.!

  • Larissa .S
    Larissa .S

    Since when has launched New Moon, I knew they Ferro Gaita were together, there was that whole thing before shooting and when he arrives at school on the anniversary of Bella!

  • immakrisbian
    immakrisbian

    I have to say, i never believe anything i read. But when this rumor came about, i was beyond furious. I comprehend that i have no right to be, but i was. #1) Rob & Reese could NEVER be together, even thinking about it just kinda wants me to scream. Cuz like Reese, I mean no offense babe but arent you just a wee bit too old for him? I realize that Rob is 24, and Kristen is 20, but its not THAT bad of an age difference if you ask me. Kristen is VERY mature for her age, and Rob well; he doesnt quite fit into the mature category if you ask me. I dont know if Rob or Kristen are dating. I do believe they are, I mean come on!!! but Im not sure until they REALLY admit it. As i advise you all. You dont want to believe something to much, and when they tell us the answer, well you probably dont want to be dissapointed.

  • AllIsFairInLoveAndWar
    AllIsFairInLoveAndWar

    i totally love emma watson but i think rob belongs with kristen.

  • TwiMom
    TwiMom

    [quote=Mich Amoroso]robsten is better. rob is happy with kstew so shut the f*ck up that rob and emma would be together HE IS FRIENDS WITH EMMA AND KRISTEN. He is not with Kristen. NOBODY IS. Nobody wants this miserable and nasty ungrateful, crude, bratty, whining and bossy moron girl. Not Nikki, not Michael and certainly not anyone as nice as Rob. She is vulgar in every interview. She insults the fans, knocks the Twilight story, puts down the message of the books, mocked Rob, gave him the finger on tour, dressed like a hooker, is a media disaster to the press and photographers with her finger flipping and dirty mouth. ROB IS NOT WITH HER. Give it a rest for God's sake! He is just kind and professional to her. Get over it. Rob has a big career ahead of him and the sooner he is disconnected from this loser punk girl the better for him. Kristen's movies all tanked. Nobody likes her. She can't carry a movie. She gives the same performance in every movie. Wooden, lifeless, staring, hair flicking, lip biting and looking like she is going to puke when she kisses guys. She came out and was told to go back in. She is not with Rob. Once she could not get him, she went back to girls. Even Scout said she was done with boys.

  • TwiMom
    TwiMom

    The craziest Robsten vibe is that there is a Robsten. Kristen is bisexual. She announced she is a lesbian at Sundance Film Fest with Dakota on video. Even the interviewer was shocked since Dakota is only 15 and did not deny it. The cover up for this girl has been a full time job. Rob had a crush and she did at one time. He figured out that she had little in common with him outside the movies. She is wild, he is not. She is not religious. He is. She is not nice. He is. She does little for charity. He does. She is crude and nasty. He is mannerly and sweet. Stop hooking this guy to this train wreck of a guy. Read her interviews and you will see that she is a strange and hostile crude dope head. They are stuck in a showmance. If only Kristen was not so crazy and wild, she might have had a chance with this really nice guy. Summit, please keep Kristen away from our teens. Her dirty mouth and bad nasty attitude is not wanted. She even told the young fans to "be healthy and fxxx everyone" at the Eclipose LA premier. PLEASE MUZZLE THIS DOG. She is not a star or fit for public display.

  • Vicki
    Vicki

    I don't mean to insult Kristen, but, doesn't she look like she has really gained some weight in this picture?

  • Imnai
    Imnai

    kristen do your thang im your biggest fan and i love how you act so thank you very much for being in all of the twilight saga and i cant wait until i see the breaking dawn sex scence .

  • Mich Amoroso
    Mich Amoroso

    robsten is better. rob is happy with kstew so shut the f*ck up that rob and emma would be together

  • roberta
    roberta

    Emma is a ugly little freak. Why would he want her? its because thats you opinion he see her different :)

  • roberta
    roberta

    they look happy together,and they are aa great couple!ilovethem.

  • lily
    lily

    Rob with Emily....not too bad!! she is so charming!

  • Kiri Dalziel
    Kiri Dalziel

    They sucks balls of bc of pot.Rob: gay, smoking pot,look like a dog and fagKristin:lesbian,pot smoker and suck at acting What sort of idiot are you...you sound like a baby,grow the hell up!!!

  • mellow47
    mellow47

    I wonder what happend between Nikki and Kristen they, seem distant from each other. Compareing how they use too be bff and all.

  • mellow47
    mellow47

    I wonder what happend between Kristen and Nikki, considering how they use too say they are bff and all.

  • The Way It Is
    The Way It Is

    We all know the REAL Americans are going to kill these two actors in their lifetimes, and we don't mean eurasians pretending to be Americans. We mean the REAL AMERICANS. No more fake "indians" for the next 500 years for them, that's for sure. They'll be all George Washington on these two little pricks.

  • shella
    shella

    robert and kristen forever....

  • sammy
    sammy

    put an issue between Robert and his female co-stars in every movie why don't you?! i am getting sick of these kind of things.

  • blue9
    blue9

    emilie? oh please. no way.

  • blue9
    blue9

    Why would she want his dude when she has the sexiest man alive? agree, agree, agree! :)

  • sammy
    sammy

    put an issue between Robert and his female co-stars in every movie why don't you?! i am getting sick of these kind of things.

  • athena139
    athena139

    lol and lol! wierd much

  • athena139
    athena139

    lol and lol! wierd much

  • athena139
    athena139

    emma is cool. she's a good actress but emma and robert??? big, gigantic, huge NO.

  • Guest
    Guest

    emma is not ugly!!!! if she was as ugly as kirsten do you think she would have been the face of Burberry!?!?!?!? NO!!! kirsten is shugly, ungrateful and downright annoying!!! if someone has to go out with RPaz I would prefer Emma. But in the end I bet RPaz will turn out gay...

  • Gabby
    Gabby

    Emma is a ugly little freak. Why would he want her? Lol. You're right. Who would want to be with a gorgeous, intelligent, talented, and down to earth young woman like Emma? Only an idiot would want that.

  • shella
    shella

    Actually, Robsten has been confirmed. wat did rob confirmed?

  • HPGirl
    HPGirl

    Emma is a ugly little freak. Why would he want her? Emma is not ugly what are you talking about??????????/

  • itsbroooker
    itsbroooker

    I don't see the difference between saying she's dating Tom or she's dating Rob... they've ALL been seen together and NOTHING has ever been confirmed. Girls and guys CAN just be good friends. Actually, Robsten has been confirmed.

  • renara
    renara

    I find it absurd !!!!!!!! emma thanks for letting all the light !!!!!!!! just because they are happy are wanting to disrupt love these two you have no idea how much I Robsten !!!!!!

  • renara
    renara

    I find it absurd !!!!!!!! emma thanks for letting all the light !!!!!!!! just because they are happy are wanting to disrupt love these two you have no idea how much I Robsten !!!!!!

  • Melissa
    Melissa

    I don't see the difference between saying she's dating Tom or she's dating Rob... they've ALL been seen together and NOTHING has ever been confirmed. Girls and guys CAN just be good friends.

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  • germanxxannie
    germanxxannie

    yaaayy!!! a voodoo weddingg... finally! xD i'd love this to be true

  • barbara02
    barbara02

    I wouldn't be suprised if that was true. They really need a place to get in peace and be just by themselves.

  • barbara02
    barbara02

    I haven't heard of that! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA That's ridiculous funny!

  • camillia .
    camillia .

    I literally bursted out laughing on the fact that you guys kept count on how many pregnancy,engagements, and other scandals that they've encountered .

  • jinny
    jinny

    Most of what you print here is also speculation based on the split second timing of the camera, what about the other 24 hours in the day? You have no clue whatsoever as to what these two people got going on or not anymore than any of the other sites you refer to that spread ridiculous rumors and fabricated stories based on pictures that are out right questionable to begin with, including the one of them kissing. Do you really think that all people will just glance at same and not notice the obvious discrepancies in that picture? Like where are the sleeves, how come in the succession of the photos taken of that "kiss" picture, Tom's hand never moves out of the same position nor does Rob's, not to mention that anyone that follows his career knows that when he is wearing his hat, he rarely takes it off and just on a general observation? The woman he loves is wrapping her arms around his neck and he doesn't drop the shopping bag to embrace her back, in fact, his hand never moves one iota of an inch throughout all of the pictures, just his head. Suspicious to say the least. relax girl..I freakin' hated it too, but it's clear that this b*tch got her claws in him; Rest assured that they'll brake up sooner rather than later, it's Hollywood afterall

  • simplydiffer
    simplydiffer

    well, i'm not sure if that one was a rumor or not.

  • simplydiffer
    simplydiffer

    i think this goes in the number one stupidest rumor ever.

  • simplydiffer
    simplydiffer

    Emma is a ugly little freak. Why would he want her? she's not ugly. she quite pretty actually. i'm mean the rumors were absurd in the first place, but actually in some pictures kristen looks just like her.

  • nina
    nina

    yes celebuzz&you were one of those bloggers who were pushing the dating rumours back then, don'y act like you didn't!

  • Nora
    Nora

    actually celebuzz, this one is absolutely real! There are pics of the exterior of the house with both Kristen's&Rob's cars parked outside; And Kristen left LA mid July, not the beginning of the summer;

  • nina
    nina

    if only this one was true...

  • simplydiffer
    simplydiffer

    now that was some funny shiz right there.

  • catherine
    catherine

    Emma is a ugly little freak. Why would he want her? well there's no need to be rude...

  • CHILDIE
    CHILDIE

    LMAO THT THE FUNNIST THING IN A LONG TIME FROM ROBSTEN IT THT FUNNY I WISH IT HAPPENED

  • Guest
    Guest

    She ain't having no baby! If she is pregnant, she must have the gestation period of an elephant!

  • Guest
    Guest

    Why would she want his dude when she has the sexiest man alive?

  • Guest
    Guest

    This one probably is true. Where do you think they are going live, a coffin?

  • twilightrocks147
    twilightrocks147

    Yeah, he pair's romance was limited to the screen.

  • Guest
    Guest

    This one is pretty far out there.

  • Guest
    Guest

    Emma is a ugly little freak. Why would he want her?

  • twilightrocks147
    twilightrocks147

    That is juts stupid

  • twilightrocks147
    twilightrocks147

    This rumor is probably the stupidest. Yeah for real

  • twilightrocks147
    twilightrocks147

    :( Robsten is better!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Guest
    Guest

    I just love how people just make up stuff. Did they say they were even together to break up?

  • Guest
    Guest

    If they didn't say it, it ain't true!

  • Carnelian
    Carnelian

    Erm this is about the only "rumour" that is actually true.Kristen didn't leave LA until July

  • Gypsyjae
    Gypsyjae

    Most of what you print here is also speculation based on the split second timing of the camera, what about the other 24 hours in the day? You have no clue whatsoever as to what these two people got going on or not anymore than any of the other sites you refer to that spread ridiculous rumors and fabricated stories based on pictures that are out right questionable to begin with, including the one of them kissing. Do you really think that all people will just glance at same and not notice the obvious discrepancies in that picture? Like where are the sleeves, how come in the succession of the photos taken of that "kiss" picture, Tom's hand never moves out of the same position nor does Rob's, not to mention that anyone that follows his career knows that when he is wearing his hat, he rarely takes it off and just on a general observation? The woman he loves is wrapping her arms around his neck and he doesn't drop the shopping bag to embrace her back, in fact, his hand never moves one iota of an inch throughout all of the pictures, just his head. Suspicious to say the least.

  • Dallas
    Dallas

    This rumor is probably the stupidest.

  • ERICA
    ERICA

    I LOVE U ROBERT PATTAN AND TELL BELLA STEWART I LIKE HER CLOTHS ALRIGHT U ARE SO CUTE AND SEXY I HATE JOCAB BLACK HE'S SO UGLE . PS I LOVE U SO MUCH

  • alexa
    alexa

    I agree with the news getting a little dull. They snap a photo of the two looking a little more happy then usual and speculate it must be because something big has happened. I think if they were to actually be engaged we would never know because they are pros at being elusive.

  • Dallas
    Dallas

    This rumor is probably the stupidest.

  • Eva
    Eva

    i LOVE EmBert Wattinson !!!!!!

  • ash
    ash

    but wait, when is der not one twilite fan dat doesnt hear one crazy rumor about kristen and rob, da reason is dat rob loves da attention and kristen doesnt stop it, she just complains. ud think da rumors are true dough cause, i mean, just look at dem in pics, dey look like dey've been drinkin and sniffin pot all day, dey go der houses like tramps and dont care unlessdey go to a special event and dey look like der dog just deid everytime ya see dem! All im gonna say is that you need SERIOUS help.

  • Charlotte
    Charlotte

    but wait, when is der not one twilite fan dat doesnt hear one crazy rumor about kristen and rob, da reason is dat rob loves da attention and kristen doesnt stop it, she just complains. ud think da rumors are true dough cause, i mean, just look at dem in pics, dey look like dey've been drinkin and sniffin pot all day, dey go der houses like tramps and dont care unlessdey go to a special event and dey look like der dog just deid everytime ya see dem!

  • Madison
    Madison

    Robert could be this misterious love junkie and we have no idea if its at all true. We can just join in on the specualtion.

  • Madison
    Madison

    it could have been a possible tiff between the two that caused them to seem a little more distant then usual. We underestimate that celebrities have it harder then us and the stress causing a lot of moments that we judge as a big problem. Or maybe she is pregnant and her pregnancy hormones are raging "you did this too me you ass, look at my ankles". KIDDING :)

  • Madison
    Madison

    sometimes a good photographer with the right computer programs can make anything possible. I mean I am no expert with photoshop and I can still make someone look pregnant and a normal looking chick look like a crack head. Its the matter of the technique, timing and technology

  • Madison
    Madison

    I agree with the news getting a little dull. They snap a photo of the two looking a little more happy then usual and speculate it must be because something big has happened. I think if they were to actually be engaged we would never know because they are pros at being elusive.

  • lol
    lol

    They sucks balls of bc of pot.Rob: gay, smoking pot,look like a dog and fagKristin:lesbian,pot smoker and suck at acting

  • Madison
    Madison

    There is no doubt that british Rob has got some charm. There is the possibility that his gentlemen manners could have been mistaken for flirting. Getting to know the nature of british people might help understand whats really going on. Plus she is a hottie I am sure he did a little real flirting. It can be harmless.

  • Madison
    Madison

    I think they decided this was going on because she sort of has a Kristen Vibe to her. She is short beautiful and witty. The only assumption is they are in love. Plus pervious actors who worked together usually do the part in spending a little QT time with their fellow cast mates.

  • Madison
    Madison

    I like how everyone over reacts when a women is seen with a guy. I mean we are primitive creatures but it doesn't mean we want to bone ever male we see no matter how hot they are. Guy friends are interesting to have. Expected same sex friends inn sexist. Plus kristen looks like she hangs better with the dudes more then the girls. Maybe her constant blinking looks like she is batting her eyes at him

  • Madison
    Madison

    what better to get fans reading then to add a little tid bit about where they lived or use to live. It would arrous some interest in some people to take a little look over there and see how everything looks in real life. Of course my opinion is that celebs wether you know where they live or not it should be left alone. where they eat yes. where they might want to possibily run around the house naked.

  • Madison
    Madison

    Well first off....you get the idea from watching some interviews of the two and wonder, this guys are a tad bit on the odd side. But, I highly doubt anyone besides a very eccentric person would take the route to doing a voodoo wedding. I do have the curiousity to find out how something like this goes down.