Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal's Couple Name: Swyllenhaal!

Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal's Couple Name: Swyllenhaal!-photo

As the gossip whirlwind began unleashing reports that Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal were possibly an item after a weekend in New York together, Celebuzz wanted to know what to call the maybe-they-are-or-aren't couple. So, we asked you, the Celebuzz faithful, to pick a name to bestow upon the possible duo. After a vigorous debate, the winner is: Swyllenhaal!

It should be noted that the name "Jaylor" actually got more votes than Swyllenhaal, but as several astute commenters pointed out, that was actually the couple name when Miss Swift was dating Joe Jonas. So, as stated in the constitution of ridiculous couple naming, no two couples shall have the same nickname. Therefore, "Jaylor" was disqualified.

Coming in close were Tayjay (nice, but not quite literally accurate) and Gyllenswift, which also has a place but eliminates the shortened hybridization part that makes couple names so fun.

So, whether Taylor and Jake actually are an item will remain to be seen. Just know that if and when they ever are, Celebuzz's fine readers declared them Swyllenhaal first. Proclaim your best wishes to the couple in the comments!

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  • Lucille
    Lucille

    Seriously? Jake can do so much better then that squinty eyed ghost. You're sooooo true

  • Chris
    Chris

    How do you know what she deserves or doesn't deserve? Are you her best friend or something? Why, then, are you defending her? She didn't ask for you to do that. Why the hell do you care? People are strange.

  • TAYLORSWIFT(L)
    TAYLORSWIFT(L)

    leave taylor alone! shes beatiful and whats the point in coming on here and being mean. she doesnt desevre that, just because she may or may not be dating jake, get over it and let them be happy haters can bugger off!

  • ann
    ann

    It's better than Take, i guess.

  • reneelucky7
    reneelucky7

    Weizey, you have no right to sit here and call Taylor Swift ugly when you are on here with a faceless profile. It's funny all the jealous and butt ass ugly haters on here. Haters hurt themselves not the hated. Taylor Swift is absolutely beatiful and if anyone said otherwise is seriously blind.

  • Weizey
    Weizey

    HATE..... TO THE 'ER'. I mean, I don't think she's the most attractive, but give the child a break. Seriously.

  • Zoology89
    Zoology89

    Seriously? Jake can do so much better then that squinty eyed ghost.

  • sophie1986
    sophie1986

    Meanwhile, while you guys were discussing which names were most original, Hollywood just hired new writers for Family Circus and a trilogy based on sliced bread.

  • simplydiffer
    simplydiffer

    That nickname sounds like something a Jake Gyllenhaal would call his penis. Horrid nickname.

  • Sasha
    Sasha

    Haha I love it! They're creating so much buzz over a blurry paparazzi shot...I wonder how crazy it will be if they're actually confirmed to be together.

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