As the gossip whirlwind began unleashing reports that Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal were possibly an item after a weekend in New York together, Celebuzz wanted to know what to call the maybe-they-are-or-aren’t couple. So, we asked you, the Celebuzz faithful, to pick a name to bestow upon the possible duo. After a vigorous debate, the winner is: Swyllenhaal!
It should be noted that the name “Jaylor” actually got more votes than Swyllenhaal, but as several astute commenters pointed out, that was actually the couple name when Miss Swift was dating Joe Jonas. So, as stated in the constitution of ridiculous couple naming, no two couples shall have the same nickname. Therefore, “Jaylor” was disqualified.
Coming in close were Tayjay (nice, but not quite literally accurate) and Gyllenswift, which also has a place but eliminates the shortened hybridization part that makes couple names so fun.
So, whether Taylor and Jake actually are an item will remain to be seen. Just know that if and when they ever are, Celebuzz’s fine readers declared them Swyllenhaal first. Proclaim your best wishes to the couple in the comments!