The Gosselin Kids Are Ruining Christmas for Their Classmates

Well, somebody’s getting coal in their stockings this year.

Radar Online reports that Jon and Kate Gosselin’s expansive brood of kids are causing havoc at their school this holiday season—by telling their schoolmates that Santa Claus is a fraudulent myth foisted upon them by their parents.

A family friend reveals that Papa Gosselin has been flooded with outraged phone calls from parents of his kids’ classmates:

“The kids don’t believe in Santa Claus, and they’re telling other kids at school that there is no Santa Claus…He has received many phone calls from parents because the kids actually told others that ‘your parents are lying to you’ causing them to get upset.”

Naturally, their cynicism about the holiday aside, the Gosselin kids are still expecting presents this Yuletide. According to the source,

“They enjoy different things so while one wants a scooter, the other wants a bike. They also want trucks and dolls and games.”

Good luck with that, kids. As for their disillusioned school chums, perhaps they take solace in the immortal words of former New York Sun journalist Frank Church: