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At a recent meeting of the Citizen’s Crime Commission of New York, FBI Director Robert S. Mueller III spoke to members about the new challenges his bureau faces because of the latest technology: “Today, we communicate by texting, tweeting and Skyping… We share the sundry details of our lives on Facebook,” he said. “Well, most of us do. For some reason, no one wants to be ‘friended’ by the director of the FBI.”

When it comes to combing the Internet, Mueller and his team may be a little sick of how often Justin Bieber shows up. Among the sites worth monitoring on the Internet is YouTube, which Mueller said loads a daunting 35 hours of new video per minute. “Most of them… feature someone by the name of Justin Bieber. At my age, I have to wonder: Who the heck is this kid, and why can’t he get a haircut?”

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