A Week of Rants: Top 10 Charlie Sheen Quotes

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It's the day after the almighty Oscars Awards and everyone is talking about ... Charlie Sheen?!? As the highest-paid actor on TV in history, he's ignited a feud with the creator of his show by launching into a series of verbal tirades as production was shut down on Two and a Half Men.

While many are debating his sobriety -- and sanity -- according to Charlie, he's made of win! In the wake of his show being pulled, he's done a string of radio, TV and internet interviews that have gotten progressively more heated, even manic, resulting in some uproarious quotes from a man on a quite a roll.

Below are just some of the gems he's fired off this past week, plus there are even more bonus quotes in our full Sheen rant gallery.

  1. "I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps. I’m an F-18, bro."
  2. "Clearly I have defeated this earthworm [show creator Chuck Lorrie] with my words - imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."
  3. "I'm tired--I'm so tired of pretending like my life isn't perfect and bitching and winning every second and I'm not perfect and bitchin' and just delivering the goods at every freakin' turn."
  4. "You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That’s the whole movie. That’s life."
  5. "Winning!"
  6. "I think people mistake my passion for anger."
  7. "Rock bottom; that's a fishing term."
  8. "I am battle-tested bayonets, bro."
  9. "I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen."
  10. "If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently."
TMZ reports that as a result of their interview with Charlie just this morning, his long-time publicist quit. He will also appear on tonight's ABC News, which is likely to result in many more memorable quotes.


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  • Moby Ahmed
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  • citygirl

    Wasn't it "duh winning" ?

  • richie

    I was just waiting for the booming voice in the background stating, "Medication time." and Danny Devito showing up in a hospital nightgown, wanting to bet a dime.....

  • Arlene d.
    Arlene d.

    I'm so sick and tired of hearing this narcissistic, egomaniacal loser raving about his "great" accomplishments that I utilize my God given right of the land and change the channel. In his pea brain he really belives that his sputterings are being swallowed hook, line and sinker by a public that he truly believes are beneath him. "I quit cocaine in an instant"! I'm ashamed of your rambling lies and stupidities and I don't even like you. Your false bravardo is really beginning to become transparent and the frighthened little boy is beginning to shine through. Get real! Start admitting that the drugs and alcohol you've been hiding behind have been your whacked out way of hiding from an image (lie) you've attempted to creat without any real credentials, with the exception of your briliantly talented and gifted father, Martin. It's time to grow up and get thee to a facility to begin healing your head and controling your addictions. It's manlier to say "yes, I've had a terrible problem for years and am taking every step available to change it all, get the help I need and getting the best medical I can to repair the damage addictiion has created to my body, my health, my heart and my mind". It was sad to hear you say, as you're trying to convince a suspicious public, that you just shut off the cocanine demon. That's the biggest line of BS I've heard in a long time. I'm a recovering alcoholic and addict and that DOES NOT HAPPEN!! by throwing a switch. It begins when a person finally gets to the point where their lives have become so unmanagible and corrupt that they have nothing left to do but to take the problem head-on or die. To honestly and truthfully admit to themselves that they reached the end of the line with their disease and begins the long journey back to recovery is the only road to success. There is NEVER a cure a person is always in recovery and if you don't stay on top of it and treat it like the disease it is, and not fooling themselves by believing that everything is under control and you idulge occasionally just to "belong" to the party. Nothing like those street users who are "crumb bums", you know, no money in their pockets to buy only the best and the best places to hide using, like posh hotel rooms. You know what's so pathedic is when you refuse to look at the startlng truth and believe that your smooth deliver fool delivery is actully fooling a very savvy public that doesn't take kindly to a public figure talking to and leading them around like people who are being treated like they are encapable of an intelligent conculsion or see through unscrupulous people who really believe they can deliver a bunch of fabrilcated, untruths to a culabal public. This man's attacts places attacks on everyone who should be responsible for his mess except at the one true adult who owns all the responsiblity, his own feet! That's one of the most important milestones to reach when addiction moves from being a manageable weight to something that pulls you in over your head and you drown or you grab the life preserver thrown to you and you give thanks to that one more chance. Your swaying from topic material, swaying back and forth shows me that your are in a hurry to get the things that you've rehearsed out before they're forgotten. Charlie you look and sound phoney and full of yourself. It's time to grow up and take on your life as an adult and not a little boy trying to find a hinding palce. I've been trhough it all. I know how much easier to be the little child and let "a grown up" take care of all the painful stuff. The difference? When you get to the end you releaize that you're a grown up capable of handling the roads to recovery, be vigiliant and greet success on the other side of the road. First step to recovery- What it! If you don't want it then you're never go it. The world is watching for an example and cut the BS!!!

  • Liggybee

    Psychologists and psychiatrists can now coin the term "Charlie Sheen Syndrome" for all the egotistical patients with all those self-destructive behaviors and no remorse for anything!

  • noah

    Ha. Pretty sure Charlie Sheen is just taking Chuck Norris quotes and making them his own.

  • sophie1986

    Just to recap, Charlie Sheen will melt your face, explode your body, is bi-winning, has tiger’s blood and adonis DNA, will be the namesake of Warner Brothers, won best picture at 20 for a movie he didn’t write or produce, makes Mick Jagger look like a droopy-eyed amputee, can cure disease with his brain, and is magic?