Jennifer Aniston: I Should Just Marry George Clooney

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This is so brilliant, we really wish Jennifer Aniston wasn’t joking.

In a new interview with UK’s Red MagazineJen is again telling the world she couldn’t be happier being single, but jokes that maybe the only thing to make tabloids pipe down is if she married George Clooney. She says of the eternal bachelor: 

“That would definitely shut up the world. … I could call up George, say, ‘Hon let’s just get hitched and have kids…’ I should take George to lunch and we can figure out how to put an end to all this…Ha! Well…no.”

Just because she doesn’t want to walk down the aisle with Clooney doesn’t mean Jen is stressed about the “ridiculous” Hollywood dating scene.

“You have to normalize it,” Aniston explains about dating in her industry. “You would die otherwise. But no, I’m not a big fan of dating. I have dinner with male friends and it’s instantly, ‘that’s the new man.’ The phone is ringing off the hook from your publicist saying, ‘Did you have dinner with so and so?’ and it’s ‘yes, I did and no, I’m not.’ So you sort of just meet people.”

But who needs a man, when you have amazing friends? Continues Jen:

“As we know, myself and a lot of my friends, we’ve come from homes that were far from perfect, so you end up almost parent and sibling to your friends, and vice versa. Your own chosen family. There’s nothing like a really loyal, dependable, good friend. Nothing.”

Single gals everywhere agree!