Ashton Kutcher Scores Huge Payday to Join ‘Two and a Half Men’

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Looks like Ashton Kutcher just became the million dollar man. Sources say he’ll rake in $1 million per episode on Two and a Half Men. He’ll be stepping in for Charlie Sheen, who was booted from the show during a wildly entertaining public argument with his boss. 

Ashton acknowledges that he has big warlock boots to fill, saying in a statement:

“I can’t wait to get to work with this ridiculously talented 2.5 team and I believe we can fill the stage with laughter that will echo in viewers’ homes. I can’t replace Charlie Sheen but I’m going to work my ass off to entertain the hell out of people!”

The top-rated series will return in the fall, with the newly-tweaked team starting production this summer.