Celebs Give Hilarious Commencement Speeches to Class of 2011 (VIDEOS)
Amy Poehler, Havard University- "I can only assume that I am here today because of my subtle and layered work in a timeless classic called Deuce Bigalow, Male Jigolow, and for that I say, you're welcome."
Denzel Washington, University of Pennsylvania- "If you don’t fail, you’re not even trying."
President Bill Clinton, New York University- "You live in the most inter-dependent age in history. The border of the world looks more like nets than walls. Ten-year-olds can find out things on the Internet, I had to go to university to learn."
First Lady Michelle Obama, Spelman College- "Wherever you go, I guarantee you that you will find folks who have been discounted or dismissed, but who have every bit of much promise as you have. It’s your obligation to bring Spelman to those folks."