Snooki and The Situation End Up in ‘Shore’ War Over Hook-Up Claim

Snooki & Her Man
The happy 'Shore' couple out and about.
When the newest season of Jersey Shore premiered a few weeks ago and MikeThe Situation” Sorrentino claimed that he and Nicole Snooki Polizzi had “kind of had sex” recently — only to spawn an out-of-nowhere obsession for Sitch — anyone with two eyes could see that there would be some serious drama caused by that, um, situation in future episodes.

Well, Thursday night was D-Day.

After learning from Ronnie and Sammi that Sitch had been going around bragging about his alleged conquest with Snooki, the tiny poufed one lost it, declaring in a confessional: “Mike is a big fat liar … I have never hooked up with him”

She also went toe-to-toe with Mike, worrying that his claims might impact her relationship with her boyfriend. “You’re telling everyone that I cheated on Jionni with you. I don’t like you, I don’t want to be friends with you, I can’t even look at you right now.”

The Situation stuck by his story, but Snooki said that she turned him down when he tried to sleep with her, ultimately leading to her calling him a “psycho … You have no friends in the house. I f****** hate you!” she screamed before storming off.

Oh, Italy — welcome to American reality television.