Jim Carrey Tells Emma Stone: ‘I Would Marry You’ (VIDEO)

By: Mike Hess / August 25, 2011

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Emma Stone has many admirers, but perhaps none as famous (and funny) as Jim Carrey.

Who knew that Carrey would be so awestruck by Stone that he’d take to the web to profess his love for The Help beauty? On his web site, a bleary-eyed Carrey gushed:

“Emma, I think you’re all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but smart and kind-hearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you … We would have chubby little freckle-faced kids, we’d laugh all day long, go camping and play Yahtzee. Tell ghost stories by the fire.”

And what about the whopping 27-year age difference between the duo? Carrey, 49, admits, “I have lines on my face, sometimes a little gray in my beard, and it takes me a little bit longer to pee than it used to.”

Unfortunately for Carrey, Stone is reportedly dating her Spider-Man co-star, Andrew Garfield – and Carrey seems to know that he has no shot, but still wishes her the best.

“I think you’re very special and I wish you continued success and artistic fulfillment … But most of all, I wish you love and contentment.”