UPDATE: Michaele Salahi Wasn’t Kidnapped, Ran Off with Journey Guitarist

In WTF news of the day, reports now say that Michaele Salahi hasn’t been kidnapped as her husband feared — but the reality may be much worse (for his ego).

TMZ reports that one half of the infamous White House crashers has indeed run off, but on her own accord. The site claims that she skipped town with Neal Schon, the lead guitarist for the band Journey. Let the head scratching begin…

According to the report, the two have been embroiled in a secret affair. A source confirms the two have been involved in what she has allegedly called an “intimate and passionate relationship.”

A rep for Journey tells TMZ: “Nobody kidnapped her and they are in Memphis together.”