Tori Spelling Reveals Worst Date Ever with Mystery Celeb
“Mr. Right held my hand as we crossed the restaurant and he pulled my chair out for me at the table,” she writes. “This date so far was perfection!”
Unfortunately — but rather hilariously — the date quickly took a turn for the worse.
Her date (who complained that David Charvet robbed him of his big break by getting the Baywatch role) declared that he wasn’t hungry and they should just get drinks. Tori says she’d been anticipating dinner and hadn’t eaten much that day, so the spirits didn’t settle well on an empty stomach.
“Four rum and cokes and two hours of a one-way conversation later, I was way too drunk and bored,” she writes.
Then, the worst happened — she realized she was going to be sick when “his dimples started floating up on his forehead.” She quickly ran for the bathroom, but made a wrong turn and ended up in the kitchen. By then it was too late.
“A waiter rushed over with a massive copper saucepan where I proceeded to vomit the four rum and cokes and the cliff bar I had had at 11am into it,” she says.
After that, the evening was over. “I told my date I was tired and not feeling well and needed to go home — aka you starved me all night, liquored me up, and talked my ear off, you cocky bastard.”
Lucky for him, Tori doesn’t kiss and tell — she never reveals who her date was that evening. Do you think you can guess who this mystery man is? Tell us what you think the comments section below!