George Clooney: I’m the Least Metrosexual Cat You’ve Ever Met
Although tabloids write a lot about the actor, there’s one thing he doesn’t understand: why he’s been called metrosexual. He tells the mag:
“I’m the least metrosexual cat you’ve ever met. I’ve never had my fingernails or toenails done, and I’ve cut my own hair longer than other people have cut my hair. On an awards-show day, I can play basketball, go in, take a shower and put on a tux – it takes me three minutes to put on a tux – and be out the door in 15 minutes.”
In the candid interview, George reveals he lost his virginity at the age of 16 (“young, very young, too young”) and even chatted briefly about his current girlfriend. “She can do whatever she wants. I rarely tell anybody what they should be doing with their life,” he said.
And despite his dapper style, Clooney admits he has a childish sense of humor.
“Farts are one of the funniest things in the history of mankind. Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word ‘fart’ makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there’s nothing funnier.”