Jason Segel’s Best Quotes of the Week (PHOTOS)

We all know how hilarious Jason Segel is thanks to acting gigs such as I Love You, Man and How I Met Your Mother, but it’s some of real life stories that make for the most comedic moments of all.

While promoting The Muppets, the 31-year-old star has been all over the place from numerous talk shows, and hosting Saturday Night Live for the first time (heck, he even joined Twitter!), so Celebuzz decided to round up some of his most hysterical quips for you reading pleasure.

Our personal fave?

Jason opened up to NY Mag, and discussed why he thinks babies don’t like him.

“They just start crying instantly. I don’t know how to hold them or anything. I hold them like the Abominable Snowman from the Bugs Bunny cartoon, like, “I’ll hug you and squeeze you.” I’m like Lenny from Of Mice and Men.”

We find that hard to believe — who couldn’t love Jason?!

Check out the rest of the quotes in the gallery, and make sure you see The Muppets, out November 23!

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