Courtney Stodden Spreads Holiday Cheer in Christmas Bikini (PHOTOS)


Welcome to Christmas -- Courtney Stodden style.

The 17-year-old bride was seen sitting on Santa's lap (aka her hubby Doug Hutchison) in the snowy mountains, and naturally, there were cameras there to document the whole thing. Wearing her most festive two-piece, C-Stods showed off her curves in a teeny red bikini in about 30 degree weather.

We hope Santa doesn't bring her a cold for Christmas!

Court did tweet about her very own version of the 12 days of Christmas, and for day five said:

"On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Five frisky flings..."
Interesting. Hope Santa takes note! Check out some photos of their holiday shopping from earlier in the month below.

What do you think of Courtney's Christmas bikini? Sound off in the comments!
 

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  • Alex
    Alex

    just average American teen girl :D

  • Alex
    Alex

    "Great" shot...i had no doubts about the way she'd choose. Some of PLayboy models of her age look more modest naked than she wearing clothes...i bet in couple of years, if not earlier, we will see her in similar pose but without Doug near and panties on her...

  • Klubnichka Krasnodar
    Klubnichka Krasnodar

    Perfectly well and beautifully!!! For fans of similar photos: visit this site

  • kayjay
    kayjay

    is this even legal?

  • Clarissa
    Clarissa

    This is f***ing child pornography! I'm 17, i have a sexual life, i'm no puritan, but this just makes me sick...

  • PervertedMind
    PervertedMind

    She's touching her tits.

  • MinorPervert
    MinorPervert

    I can see her tits...

  • Sparrow
    Sparrow

    Yeah my lunch is definitely coming back up after seeing this...

  • justaguy
    justaguy

    I wouldn't send her back...I would bend her over.

  • justaguy
    justaguy

    He's not the only one who thinks that. I cant wait to see her in hustler

  • Troll
    Troll

    I'm scared to death

  • Troll
    Troll

    And this thing is a Christian?

  • Troll
    Troll

    She looks like a 40 year old drag queen.

  • justaguy
    justaguy

    I want to see it! and taste it

  • shirleyt
    shirleyt

    Dave, I just threw up!

  • shirleyt
    shirleyt

    Seriously?!

  • roro
    roro

    hahaha no one liked this... cuz youre the only one who thinks so!!

  • roro
    roro

    hahaha no one liked this... cuz youre the only one eho thinks so!!

  • justaguy
    justaguy

    Agreed! <3

  • goddess courtney
    goddess courtney

    Damn shes fine. Totally gf material <3

  • Hanna
    Hanna

    She says her boobs are real. hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

  • artwerke
    artwerke

    The girls that complain and bitch are just jealous. The "guys" that complain...well they sure don't play on my team. This girl is beautiful...no way around that. Girls...get over it.

  • artwerke
    artwerke

    I wouldn't, why are all you girls down on her? Lacking something physical? Let her have her day in sun.

  • Krista Keller
    Krista Keller

    wow, you're really on to her shit. At first, I thought, that's the most normal her breasts ever looked. But obviously it's still not real - just a little less amateurishly padded. But still padded. Sorry little fool.

  • Kristen
    Kristen

    if i got her in a present for Christmas, i would send her the fuck back !!

  • LIETUVA
    LIETUVA

    santa,-kill her... :DDD

  • Jeff
    Jeff

    If I see her, I will eat that a**

  • Jeff
    Jeff

    Hell yeah he is.....look at that a**!!

  • Jeff
    Jeff

    I dont care what anyone says, she is hot as hell and I cant wait for her to be in Playboy, or better yet, Hustler

  • DJ
    DJ

    I like her. I'd rather date her than some middle- aged American broad that will only lie and take me for my money and house. You know the type; the ones that have three ex's under their belt by the time they hit 40.

  • Selma
    Selma

    really...?!?

  • justaguy
    justaguy

    Merry Christmas to me! MMMMMerry indeed

  • justaguy
    justaguy

    BAD Santa...Bad Santa

  • justaguy
    justaguy

    I truly love the "zoom" feature at times like this.

  • justaguy
    justaguy

    I'd like to bury my face in there and enjoy my christmas present

  • justaguy
    justaguy

    It looks like she has a penis in this pic

  • justaguy
    justaguy

    This is hot...that's wtf it is...lol

  • justaguy
    justaguy

    There's nothing wrong with that!

  • justaguy
    justaguy

    Santa is a lucky man

  • CG
    CG

    WTF i just cant believe theres any attention paid to these pll....so sad and shes gross ! get a job and be a independent woman ! make sure its something your good at

  • dafish11
    dafish11

    i say let her little butt freeze! she wont make it anywhere in life.

  • crystalhope
    crystalhope

    like this one, though she looks like she's in her 40-s..

  • Me
    Me

    You'd think they would pay better attention to detail like that.

  • Me
    Me

    @jknxdk...I knew what it was. I was actually being sarcastic when I said "boob". :)

  • Me
    Me

    It might be a little more convincing if you couldn't see the cardboard on the "gifts" and if she were actually standing in the box instead of behind it.

  • jknxdk
    jknxdk

    Yet again we see her cutlet hanging out the bottom of her bikini top (right boob)

  • Me
    Me

    Yes, Susan...you are exactly right. It's obvious in several of the photos. I don't believe that she has implants like people say. It's all inserts and padded bras.

  • jknxdk
    jknxdk

    No what you see is the fake chicken cutlet type things shoved into her bikini top. You can see it peeking out the bottom of her right boob. She wears them in every single bra and bikini top, giving her boobs a wonky shape!

  • Me
    Me

    Lol...her right "boob" is falling out of her bikini top.

  • Dave
    Dave

    my poor dog just threw up....

  • Randy
    Randy

    Look! It's a Ho, Ho, Ho !

  • sardonic me
    sardonic me

    Look! I, the creepy old man whose fame is next to nil, bought myself an under-aged skank for my midlife crisis. Looks cheaper than a yugo, although pedo here should have bought himself a bugati.

  • artwerke
    artwerke

    I think most of you old biddies are jealous!

  • yeeee
    yeeee

    how is this even a good pic???

  • yeeee
    yeeee

    "i saw mommy kissing santa"

  • courtneybaaaby
    courtneybaaaby

    wtf is this

  • courtneybaaaby
    courtneybaaaby

    i see her nipples

  • AlaBella
    AlaBella

    That kid doesn't even know the difference between sexy and raunchy. So sad

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  • Jo
    Jo

    Where the hell are the parents? Does anyone know what her parents and family think about their "antics"? It's pretty odd that things have been hush hush ever since Pedo Doug robbed the cradle. I mean, you think some relative like an aunt or an uncle or cousin would step up and say something. It's also disturbing to look at this album and realize it's a "16" year old girl with like a 50+ year old man. I think I'm going to go rinse my eyes with bleach now.

  • luscious
    luscious

    so true @booo Its sad and yet she says she is a christian my butt she is (NOT)!!! what a fake if i see her somewhere i will kick her ass!~thats a promise if not i will get a hitman!

  • luscious
    luscious

    yuk close ur legs nasty nasty little girl no one wants to see it u fake Christian! ya my arce u a christian!

  • luscious
    luscious

    very disgusting she cant get a clue that she ain't a christian?

  • lexi
    lexi

    She's begging for attention, why are we giving it to her?

  • simplydiffer
    simplydiffer

    Have seen that video on TMZ of them doing this f*cked up sh*t? http://www.tmz.com/2011/12/19/courtney-stodden-santa-claus/?adid=hero4 This has to be illegal somewhere, somehow.

  • SOS
    SOS

    . Santa took one look at her and said .... "HOE! .... HOE! ... HOE!" . Seriously -- a blind man can see right through that girl’s phony behavior. . She’s such an awful actress … that she actually practices … during her interviews … in front of her husband (and the world) … how she will ‘FAKE her ORGASMS’ for later.. . She is the WORST ‘beard’ (ooops .. no wait … I meant … ‘bride’ … yeah .. that’s what I meant … ‘bride’ … lol) EVER. ———-­———-­———-­–. Also … does anyone else wonder if Courtney Stodden may secretly be … the ‘prom-nigh­t bathroom-stall’ baby of … late televangel­ist ‘Tammy Faye Baker’?. Come on … just admit it … they both look a lot alike –- especiall­y ‘around the eyes’. LOL. .

  • booo
    booo

    Seriously this is disgusting and I wish Celebuzz would quit posting pictures of this nasty thing called Courtney Stodden...This would completely ruin some innocent little kids view of Santa. They should be ashamed of themselves for behaving like this,but Celebuzz should realize how trashy this makes their site look

  • Jasmine
    Jasmine

    OMG that guy looks like a complete PEDO. Seriously, all he's missing is a white van and cookies. A strange mixture of creepy and disturbing o-O

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  • Jessica Miller
    Jessica Miller

    So they get ready and dressed up to pose for the paparazzi? All their pictures are like that.

  • Elle
    Elle

    Her "hubby" is nothing more than a prop to her

  • Selma
    Selma

    santa is a pedophile...

  • Selma
    Selma

    this is just creepy..

  • Selma
    Selma

    and i thought no couple could get more irritating than Heidi and Spencer Pratt... but these two definately take the price!

  • Ash
    Ash

    oh this is wrong so very very wrong bah

  • sj
    sj

    the (even more) sad thing is this probably isn't a photo shoot...

  • Nasty
    Nasty

    Call me crazy but, this is a little creepy.....make sure kids don`t see this. They may think Santa does porn...

  • Lii
    Lii

    It is sick.

  • Lii
    Lii

    Too many

  • Lii
    Lii

    Pretty sick

  • Andelena
    Andelena

    Her parents must be really proud :o

  • Lii
    Lii

    Totally!!

  • Danny
    Danny

    Be glad when she turns 18 and goes into porn so we won't have the media drooling over her.

  • mayday
    mayday

    Pig, Mother is a pimp, Sadd

  • Maria
    Maria

    Can we just fast forward 20 years and get to the worn out 40 yr. old skank part. Would be much more amusing. And, its a given....

  • Susan
    Susan

    It really looks to me like she inserted one of those mastectomy breast things into her bikini top, you know, the kind with the fake nipple? The "nipple" on her left in this photo looks off center. I would know because I have boobs myself. And what's that peeking out from under the right one? Maybe her fake insert? Dumb ho!

  • Niamh Cahill
    Niamh Cahill

    that is wrong on so many levels!

  • Mimi
    Mimi

    One celebrity I don't even know who she is, but she seems a little smutty to me, whoever she is!

  • obvious
    obvious

    yet here you are, tony, giving them more attention.

  • Roxy
    Roxy

    fing disgusting and such a shame that a 17 year old girl is allowed to act this way! shame on her parents for not teaching her morals and how to be a lady! as a mother of two young girls it makes me sick to think that any young girl would look up to her as a role model!

  • jj92
    jj92

    child po rn

  • giusy
    giusy

    I don't know why the paparazzi take pictures of them, they are uninteresting! this is like seeing a porn in pictures! LOL

  • Baiba
    Baiba

    yek... not with santa clauss.. if some children see that, terribl! looks like she dont think!

  • Noah
    Noah

    What about all the little Jewish boys? Das racist.

  • Tony
    Tony

    Can you say HO HO HO?? Enough said! Who cares pepole stop watching them and they will go away. Its a very easy fix. Stop giving them attention. They should just go away already. They are both SICK!!