Jessica Simpson Jokes: 'Last Chance to See Me Fat' (PHOTOS)

Jessica Simpson has no filter, as evident from her slew of pregnancy jokes and quips over the past nine months. Most recently, in an effort to sell a few more units of her Elle magazine issue, the mommy-to-be tweeted: 
"Last chance to see me 'fat' aka PREGNANT on the cover of Elle. I loved this shoot, [and it's] only on stands for a few more days!"
It's hard to walk by this cover at the newsstand, as it features Jessica completely nude and very pregnant. 

It was in this issue that she announced that she and fiance Eric Johnson are expecting a baby girl. She told Elle, excitedly: "I swear, I will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!”

Jessica, due later this month, has come under attack for her weight gain during her first pregnancy, but Tori Spelling spoke up in her defense. Also pregnant, the former Beverly Hills 90210 star told Celebuzz in an exclusive interview, "When women are pregnant, people need to lay off. It's a really special time and you should be able to deal with it in your own terms."

The pop star turned fashion mogul doesn't seem phased by her haters. Click the pics in the gallery above to see some of our favorite quotes from the pregnant star, and give us your prediction of when you think Jessica is due. 

Jessica's weight gain was recently a hot topic on The View -- and the women weren't as kind as Tori. "Most women who are pregnant are not supposed to gain more than 25 pounds," co-host Joy Behar said. "She looks like she gained a lot more than that." 

The pregnant starlet joked about her massive weight gain on Jimmy Kimmel Live! recently. Check out the video below: 



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  • HannahB

    No she has not, Her belly was perfectly rounded and she was so obviously pregnant and people still questioned it. Your obviously just a hater for whatever reasons.....Grow up!

  • fatsicca

    What is Fashion Star? Based on your comment, I will assume some ill advised network is televising moving pictures of the fat-for-years-and-years, Jessica Simpson. It must be some sort of eating contest if Jessica Simpson is on it. If she wins, does she get a lifetime supply of deep fried hog parts?

  • g

    Here is a picture of Jessica Simpson from July 19, 2011. So that would make her negative 1 month to 0 months pregnant, but look at her mid section. It is fat.

  • just saying
    just saying

    Are any of you watching Fashion star?? If so do you call that fat? seriously do you? That was when she was just a few weeks or just pregnant & Jessica is by no means fat. Now if all of you think sh eshould still be daisey duke then your not dealing in reality. Jesssica hardly ate & worked out 4-5 hours a day to get that body & she has said that herself. GO watch fashion star & not some inhanced pics for effect & drama.

  • guest

    Yes, the whole world covets the Jessica Simpson look. We all want to look like the spawn of a pygmy hippo and a volkswagon.

  • guest

    Jessica Simpson was fat before she got pregnant. She is a fat girl who happens to be pregnant. Being pregnant does not change the fact that she is fat.

  • guest

    People didn't believe she was pregnant because she's been overweight for years. They just thought it was the fat gut she's had for years.

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  • Jennifer Sue Stanley
    Jennifer Sue Stanley

    and what are you JEALOUS ????????????????????????????

  • Jennifer Sue Stanley
    Jennifer Sue Stanley

    i agree with you people always \have something to complain about !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Jennifer Sue Stanley
    Jennifer Sue Stanley

    i think after she has the baby she will the weight it may take a bit but with the right diet and execerise she will lose about 80 %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

  • Jen

    oh wow, that's disgusting.

  • HannahB

    The stomach did speak for itself and people were still questioning it, I cant believe the magazines didnt take her word for it until she actually said "yes Im pregnant"

  • HannahB

    That quote's hilarious! God on her for being brave enough to post it!

  • HannahB

    Shes absolutely gorgeous, pregnancy brings out even more beauty in her.

  • HannahB

    Jessica is stunning! She looks amazing pregnant, it really suits her. I cant believe people are criticizing her so much. Leave her alone, its pretty disgusting to try and make a pregnant women feel insecure. Luckily I dont think its bothered Jessica. She is going to be one amazing mommy to a very gorgeous baby girl and if she looses the weight or not whats it got to do with any of us? Her body, her life shes gorgeous either way inside and out.

  • Patricia Malke
    Patricia Malke

    She makes him rub her what? ha

  • Mary Ann Beckley
    Mary Ann Beckley

    Jessica DOES look beautiful! I think what people don't take into account is the size increase in her (already large) breasts. I think that gives the impression that she is bigger than she really is. Leave her alone....she is perfect just how she is! She's growing a baby, for Pete's sake! If she were too thin people wouldn't say nearly as much about it!

  • Debbie Abdelnour
    Debbie Abdelnour

    I think she looks beautiful too....People really need to shut up about this stuff....and leave her alone AFTER the baby gets here to.....IF and WHEN she is ready, she will lose the extra weight, if not and she is happy with herself, her baby and her new hubby then that is all that matters !!

  • Courtney Puzzo
    Courtney Puzzo

    If you were being picked on the weight you gained while pregnant like Jessica has been wouldn't you try and make jokes about it. personally I think Jessica looks beautiful more so while she's been pregnant than she usually does. the people that are taking potshots at her aren't exactly beauty queens either so should shut up about it and besides she had gained weight before she conceived because she was planning her & Eric's wedding