Top 10 Celebrity Quotes of the Week: 'Instead of Life Throwing Me a Curveball, It Threw Me a Spermball' (PHOTOS)
"Instead of life throwing me a curveball, it threw me a spermball.”
Find out in Celebuzz’s Top 10 celebrity quotes of the week.
Put your surprise face on: It was Snooki!
The 24-year-old dished out the classic Snooki line during the season premiere of her Jersey Shore spin-off, Snooki & JWoww.
'This is going to change your life, it's certainly going to change my life," she said to BFF Jenni "JWoww" Farley. "I'm pregnant."
Read more of Snooki's musings regarding pregnancy below.
Beside the pint-sized guidette, there were a slew of other celebrities that made us smile, smirk and break out into hysterics with this week's words of "wisdom."