Top 10 Celebrity Quotes of the Week: 'I Will Devote My Entire Life to Scientology If It Turns Out Katie Holmes Is Leaving Tom Cruise Because...'
"...he knocked up Adele."
Which funnyman joked that he would join the Church of Scientology if Cruise, 49, actually had a hands in "Someone Like You" singer Adele's recent pregnancy?
Find out in Celebuzz’s Top 10 Celebrity Quotes of the Week.
It was comedian Nick Yousef!
He tweeted about the two big stories:
I will devote my entire life to Scientology if it turns out Katie Holmes is leaving Tom Cruise because he knocked up Adele.
— Nick Youssef (@NickYoussef) June 29, 2012