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“…he knocked up Adele.”

Hollywood was certainly rocked by shocking news this week when A-list couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes after five-and-a-half years of marriage.

Which funnyman joked that he would join the Church of Scientology if Cruise, 49, actually had a hands in “Someone Like You” singer Adele’s recent pregnancy?

Find out in Celebuzz’s Top 10 Celebrity Quotes of the Week.

Drumroll, please.

It was comedian Nick Yousef!

He tweeted about the two big stories:


Click through Celebuzz’s Top 10 Quotes of the Week in the gallery above, then jump over to our official Facebook to tell us which quote was your fave.

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