Top 10 Celebrity Quotes of the Week: 'I Will Devote My Entire Life to Scientology If It Turns Out Katie Holmes Is Leaving Tom Cruise Because...'

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"...he knocked up Adele."

Hollywood was certainly rocked by shocking news this week when A-list couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes after five-and-a-half years of marriage.

Which funnyman joked that he would join the Church of Scientology if Cruise, 49, actually had a hands in "Someone Like You" singer Adele's recent pregnancy?

Find out in Celebuzz’s Top 10 Celebrity Quotes of the Week.

Drumroll, please.

It was comedian Nick Yousef!

He tweeted about the two big stories:

 

Click through Celebuzz’s Top 10 Quotes of the Week in the gallery above, then jump over to our official Facebook to tell us which quote was your fave.

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    love, the comedian guy is basically saying that just as Katie & Tom revealed they were divorcing, Adele revealed she was preggers. he put two & two together and created that. tbh i BURST into a fit of laughter when i saw this quote, made my year (=

  • danielleakame
    danielleakame

    yeah im sure....

  • danielleakame
    danielleakame

    i agree...verrrrry yummy

  • danielleakame
    danielleakame

    bwahahahahah

  • danielleakame
    danielleakame

    i dont get it...how is that funny?

  • Karen
    Karen

    So that's why you pose on Maxim...Interesting.

  • Karen
    Karen

    Haha, I really wondered what do actors do when they need to fart.

  • Karen
    Karen

    And her boobs didn't shrink. She just lost weight. It's normal...

  • Karen
    Karen

    What? That is an old joke.

 
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