Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen May Die in 'Scary Movie 5'
The fates of Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen have been sealed -- at least when it comes to Scary Movie 5.
According to The Hollywood Reporter, Lohan and Sheen will face the axe in the film's opening sequence, in which they will play -- wait for it -- "the world’s hottest new couple."
Further details on their roles were not revealed, though it is said that one or both of them will ultimately die.
Ashley Tisdale and Erica Ash star in the film, which will begin production in September for a tentative April 19 release date.
This is the latest role for Lohan, 25, who is trying to restart her career after many, many, many run-ins with the law. Later this year, she'll appear in the Lifetime TV movie Liz & Dick, in which she plays the late Oscar-winning icon Elizabeth Taylor.
She'll also star in The Canyons, opposite porn star James Deen.
Sheen currently stars on the FX comedy Anger Management, his first major television role since he was unceremoniously fired from Two and a Half Men in 2011.