'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' Season Finale: Scott Disick's 10 Best One-Liners From the Show (GALLERY)

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With one day to go before the season finale of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, we at Celebuzz are passing the time with a look back at some of the finest moments from season seven and seasons past.

Over the years, Scott Disick has had his fair share of memorable lines, alongside partner Kourtney Kardashian, Kim Kardashian and the rest of the clan.

This season was no different.

From his words of advice for son Mason (“Straight chill!”) to his blatant speech to Bruce Jenner (“You really make me want to go to Kmart and get a gun”), Disick, 29, has delivered some of the most entertaining lines on the show.

Let’s just hope next season is filled with just as many noteworthy outbursts from the father of two. Maybe some early dating advice for baby Penelope?

The season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians airs on Sunday at 8/9PM central on E!

Did we miss any of Scott Disick's best one-liners? Share your favorites below.




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  • crystal

    what a doofus, he really thinks he is something, idiot

  • Sara rose
    Sara rose

    lord disick.

  • Chelsea Churilla
    Chelsea Churilla

    this quote is hilarious! if it wasn't for scott, i don't think i'd watch the kardasians half as much!

  • Ivana Radojevic
    Ivana Radojevic

    He was a douchebag so many times. But man, this guy is hilarious! :D He always makes me laugh so hard! He and Khloe are the real entertainers in the family.

  • Andrea

    This guy is so ridiculous, I love the Kardashian and Jenner family but this guy ugh..

  • Jill Tidwell
    Jill Tidwell

    I love Scott. You rock Scott.

  • Myriam Popo
    Myriam Popo

    look demerde mais bon il est riche il se pavane

  • Helen

    Scot is extremely H.O.T he should be an actor in Hollywood, all the new generation actors are not that attractive.

  • Vanessa

    Lol then whyd you comment? ^ ahaha